Do you carry a rape whistle when you run?
Do you carry a rape whistle when you run?
no Ma'am, i sure don't
Yes, but it never works, when I blow it the woman just keeps running.
No...I carry a switchblade.
Guesser wrote:
Yes, but it never works, when I blow it the woman just keeps running.
Duh, you need the special rape-me whistle. Buy one, you won't be dissatisfied.
Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her.
No, I'm too ugly. And male. I have a beard.
One of my female friends has one attached to her key chain when she runs.
No, I bring my wits and ball busting knee kicks.
I bring my herpes lesions
No rape whistle for me. I carry my blazing 400 meter speed...and my testicles.
not afraid of the night wrote:
Do you carry a rape whistle when you run?
Hell no. I like to sneak up on the sexy whores in their tight little spandex pants and running bras with their perky nipples screaming to be released. Why would I whistle at them?!
Post of the day. End of thread.
Edward Lee wrote:
not afraid of the night wrote:Do you carry a rape whistle when you run?
Hell no. I like to sneak up on the sexy whores in their tight little spandex pants and running bras with their perky nipples screaming to be released. Why would I whistle at them?!
Edward Lee wrote:
not afraid of the night wrote:Do you carry a rape whistle when you run?
Hell no. I like to sneak up on the sexy whores in their tight little spandex pants and running bras with their perky nipples screaming to be released. Why would I whistle at them?!
Especially when they're really sweaty and they've got big enough jugs that you can see them bouncing up and down from a distance. Ohhh...ohhh...ohhhh...ohhh...ahhh!
One guy attacked me several years ago while I was running near a small creek on my dad's property. He had a small pee pee. The guy, not my dad. Oh wait, they both had small pee pees.