Name for a fake ID

Nick Pappagiorgio

mcgato wrote:

OK, I'll say it. McLovin.

No way. Muhammad. It's the most popular name in the world.

err o err

Robert Barker

Michael L. Guerrouj

tradecraft 101, you listened !

i love my pot wrote:

Go with your first name and then throw your best friend's last name on there. That way, you aren't confused, and if someone happens to come in and call you out by name you are even more credible because your natural instinct is to turn around. Better to be more comfortable with the name that something stupid.

If not, I would go with Maximus Decimus Meridius.

err o err

Tobias F. wrote:

Also, I'm a guy, so "Um....ever heard of Jordan Hasay?" doesn't apply.

first thing that came to mind (and i'm sure many others')

jordan is a guys' name, so you should be fine

kartelite wrote:

Your mom doesn't let you watch PG-13 movies?

Pretty sure Superbad was R...

Peter Parker

Clark Kent

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Don't do it. Seriously, don't do it. Lying on government forms is a felony.

Keep in mind that Martha Stewart did not go to jail because of insider trading, she went to jail because she LIED about it.

DO NOT LIE to the government.

Do not get a fake ID. Seriously.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Jason Rexing

Hercules Einstein

OK, OK, best of both worlds: Muhammed McLovin.

Tobias F. wrote:

I am making a fake ID. What are some good names that I can use that wouldn't raise suspicion?

Make your middle name your first name and the street you live on your last name.

Tobias F. wrote:

Make your middle name your first name and the street you live on your last name.

Horrible idea... my last name would be "west first"

Tobias F. wrote:

Horrible idea... my last name would be "west first"

Make it Joel West then you idiot.

Free Advice wrote:

Don't do it. Seriously, don't do it. Lying on government forms is a felony.

Keep in mind that Martha Stewart did not go to jail because of insider trading, she went to jail because she LIED about it.

DO NOT LIE to the government.

Do not get a fake ID. Seriously.

Our government LIES to us. We should be able to extend them the same courtesy from time to time.

Get a fake. It is how millions of underage women get into bars each year and find the man of their dreams who is 25-29. As a male, this practice should continue and God Bless the bouncers who look the other way at crappy ID's.

Free Advice wrote:

Don't do it. Seriously, don't do it. Lying on government forms is a felony.

Keep in mind that Martha Stewart did not go to jail because of insider trading, she went to jail because she LIED about it.

DO NOT LIE to the government.

Do not get a fake ID. Seriously.

You don't fill out government forms to get a fake ID dumbass. Also I've never heard of anyone being prosecuted for having a fake, pretty sure all you get is a ticket and they take the ID away.

I'm willing to bet you were at the top of your DARE class, weren't you?