I played sports in high school (soccer, tennis, etc.) and was pretty active in college (intramural teams, etc.), but not a scholarship athelete. After college, I got a desk job at a company with a pretty cool corporate gym. I worked out a couple times a week and played on various teams that were organized by my company. Then, a guy in my office said he was going to try to qualify for the Boston Marathon. I thought that was pretty cool and started training with him. What happened after that is a cautionary tale for letsrun-ers.
My first marathon, I ran a 3:17. I was in great shape and headed for a 3:10 at the half, but bonked hard. I started learning more about training and got lots of good tips from lets run. Next time out, I ran a 3:08. Nailed my BQ! In my second year of serious training, I started to neglect the gym and run a ton. That is when it all went wrong.
First came the foot, ankle and knee pain. Came on almost simulataneously and constant. It was like my legs forgot where the ground was and I would stomp the ground as I ran, causing more and more pain from the impact. Then, totally unrelated to the pain, I noticed I couldn't sprint anymore. I could do 800s at 2:40-50, but couldn't run 200 meters any faster than 42 seconds. But, I was so caught up in the marathon thing that I just decided to up my mileage to try to break out of my funk.
I went up to 80-90 mpw, with 3-4 doubles a week. My next marathon was a 2:57. But the cost was high. My joints became so tight that I was frequently unable to stand after sitting for more than an hour at work. I would just kind of waddle like a duck around for a good 20-30 feet until my legs stretched out (people in the office would howl laughing at me when this happened). I also starting getting so hungry after lunch that I would go home and eat an entire pint of ice cream before dinner. On days with doubles, I would eat an entire pack of double stuff oreos for a post run snack. I tried to fight back by running more. But I just felt terrible. I was getting fat, losing my hair, lost all interest in women and then came the wakeup call. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with hamstring cancer and heart attacks. Fortunately they were both early stage and easily treated. I tried to stop running, but was addicted. I ended up quitting my job and hanging out at the local track offering BJs to people if they would do mile repeats with me. Fortunately, that is how I met Lance, my personal trainer.
Lance tested my muscle mass and found that I had converted almost 40% of my lean muscle to body fat by running consistent 80-90 mile weeks. For only $1,200, I got a series of 20 one hour personal training sessions where Lance would help me count to 12 and write my reps down on a piece of paper attached to a clip board. I have now been with Lance for 3 years and after another $13,200 in personal training sessions, I have lost all my body fat and have gained so much muscle mass that my skin has stretch marks. The best part about being in this kind of shape is that I now attract the really slutty girls at clubs. The ones that will have sex in the bathroom, even if the door doesn't lock. Now, instead of running outside on trails and racing marathons, I spend my free time at the gym, moving my arms and legs back and forth while lifting various amounts of weight. There is a big mirror. I like to look at myself when I make faces straining to do more reps.
So, take heed letsrun-ers. You may feel great running for a year or two, but watch out. Running is very dangerous.