Best Seinfeld Episode

The English Patient

Who was Jerry's hottest girlfriend??

junior mint

george double dipping

the phone rings and Kramer answers...

Van de Who???

George comes running out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "say Van de Leigh, say Van de Leigh!!!"

Kramer tells the caller "No, you've got it all wrong" to which George falls down and begins pounding his fist on the floor. At that moment, Jerry walks in and, seeing George face down on the floor and his pants down declares, "So, you want to be my latex salesman!"

PRICELESS!!!

Puerto Rican Day Parade-- by far the funniest

Definitely when George decides to do the opposite, and everything always evens out for Jerry.

One fo my favorite lines though, "We have to have sex to save the friendship."

The Yada yada:

George: You don't think she'd yadayada sex?

Elaine: I've yadayada'd sex

Jerry: Really?

Elaing: I met this lawyer, we went out, I had the lobster bisque, yadayadayada never heard from him again

Jerry: But you yadayada'd over the best part

Elaine: I mentionned the bisque

Or any episode with George's parents yelling at each other. Those two are great. They kill me every time.

almost every girl jerry dated was smokin...i'd say the hottest one was the chick who was naked all the time in jerry's apartment, or mulva (deloris(sp?))

Where george pretends he is disabled to get the great office...then gets in a fight with the old people for makin fun of their "rascal's"...EAT HICKORY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE FORGOT THE BEST ONE:

"He took it out!"

"the white whale" episode, where the cop with the eye patch is obsessed with finding his 'white whale', which turns out to be newman, george gets a toupee and some guy pretends to have cancer in return for free gifts...

I like the one where George is trying to get back at Play Now for firing him for lying because he was faking a handicap. Also the one where Kramer is having the college kid work a internship in his apartment which he has dubbed" Kramerica Industries." Also Jerry does a voice that his girlfriend can't stand---"Helllo!!" It's a riot.. Some lines include,

"As far as I am concerned your entire enterprise consists of a solitary man in a a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken----And with Kenny's help we'll get that chicken!"

" I'll see you in hell Constanza."

"If you had told me ten years ago I would be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems I would've said 'You're crazy'--- Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."

"Mr. Tomosulo picked the wrong man to fire because he was fake handicapped."

"I put in the 6 hour tape- that should cover the test, your arrest and much of your trial."

"Heeelllooo!- Jerry buddy I gotta tell you that voice is played- Really?- SOOOOO Plaaayyed"

"Wow- Xanadu!!" (Jerry refering to George's private handicaped bathroom)

I can hardly wait until the DVd with all the episodes comes out. Classic

Jerry's hottest gf was the calvin klein model. This is also a great episode. You got the nose picking, and kramer becoming a CK model.

I am suprised no one has mentioned the one where Jerry races Duncan Meyer. The legend goes that Jerry was the fastest kid in high school but he supposedly won by cheating. There are many superman references in this episode as well. Anyways, Jerry has a qoute where he says, "I choose not to run." Very funny.

My top three are as follows:

1) George does everything opposite/Jerry breaks even

2) The contest

3) Jerry and Elaine try to perfect friends with benefits

a great episode is when kramer opens his apartment to all the smokers in the neighborhood.

"look at your face it looks like an old catchers mit...you've experinced a life time of smoking in 24hrs." -Jerry

"look away, Im hideous!" - Kramer

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot about serenity now....hilarious, that one.

Any episode with those two mean gay guys who stole the armoire from Kramer during the "soup nazi" epsiode. "Is you talking to me??" They were also in the episode with the parade...(?)

Kramer, imagine having a friend like him.

marathnr wrote:

Kramer finds the old set to the Merv Griffin show and sets it up in his apt.

Gotta agree. I cannot watch that one without laughing so hard tears flow.

Kramer finds the Merv Griffen set in the dump

Opposite George

Kramer, CEO of Kramerica gets an intern

Frogger

Hamptons, George's date "Boutros, Boutros Golly"/Shrinkage

George's girlfriend looks like Jerry

George goes without sex and gets smart, Elaine does same and becomes stupid.

The contest

Peterman Reality Tour

Man in the cape!