Best Seinfeld Episode

My father is gay!

Probably the one where Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower so he can live in it....but anything with David Putty in it...that guy was the master of dry humor.

no soup for you!

I have two: the one when Elaine goes to Fla with Jerry and ODs of muscle relaxers after hurting her back on the cheap bed at the Seinfelds. "Stella!, Stella, Stella"

Two: Kramer gets punched. Mel Torme makes a guest appearance at a charity event for the disabled. Mel thinks Kramer is disabled and sings to him: "When you smile the whole world smiles with you . . "

"man-hands" is a good one

"Master of Your domain," or whatever ,was a great one.

my personal favorite is where I lose my fur coat at Joe Mayo's place and get a leather coat to replace it. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.

One of them has to be with the Frogger machine and George. The pizza guy is rude to them, Elaine goes nuts over office cake parties, eats the priceless cake of Peterman's, and the frogger machine gets smoked by a semi when george tries to get it across the road. Also involves the psycho serial killer, the lopper. other names: headzo, the denogginizer, or Kramer's catch-all-Son of Dad.

Are you afraid of Clowns?

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

You guys have already put up some good ones...here are my favorites (and I'm sure I'm forgetting some because there are some many good shows)

Kramer's number is similar to the movie phone number

Chinese restaurant episode

chocolate vanilla cookie episode

marble rye episode

episode where woman thinks George is crazy

parking garage episode

soup nazi

elaine hates the "English Patient"

car dealership episode

These are just a few off the top of my head.

My favorite show of all time.

A second vote for "The Bet". Are you the master of your domain? "I'm queen of the castle!"

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

also

the one where I'm wearing the technicolor dreamcoat

Don't know the name of the episode but where kramer keeps his blood out of the blood bank, george mixes food/tv with sex, and jerry gets a personal trainer.

"you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was dipped in chocolate!"

"put a fork in me jerry- i'm done!"

"KENNY!" -Kenny Rogers Chicken

"I despise Keith Hernandez" - Neuman

No contest. It was "The Contest,"

the one where they had a bet to

see who could remain Master of his Domain

the longest

man, there are so many good episodes.

Little Jerry the cock fighting episode

the Nixon spoof with Jerry's parents

the shrinkage episode

the pilot

the subway episode (Jerry sits across from a naked guy)

George does the opposite of everything

George becomes a genius, Elaine becomes dumb

George's dad cooks

OK, I'm done now. I won't get anything done if I keep listing episodes.