Every village must have one.
Ours is in his late 40's, about 5'8", crazy blue eyes, big gut, and has scraggly hair and a ZZ Top beard. He lives with his mother
He is quite the talker and has been banned from area retailers because he likes to chat up the young women. He is particularly known for walking up behind a blonde and stroking her hair and then commenting on it.
He lives around the corner from us and likes to hang out at the end of his driveway and with a big mug of coffee. He gets all twitchy from the caffiene and stares intently at each car that goes by and waves or shouts "GOD BLESS YOU!!" at the top of his lungs. He is also known for doing yard work with nothing on but bike shorts and work boots. Pretty scary.
He has a village idiot straw hat that is almost identical to the one John Cleese wears in the village idiot short. He usually wears it when he parks a lawn chair at the end of the driveway and plays guitar. I ran by one afternoon after work when he was jacked up on coffee and pickin in the chair with the idiot hat. He just started babbling to me and I said "Thankee, Vicar! Oogly-oogly-oogly-oogly-oooo!" He looked at me like I was crazy and then shouted "GOD BLESS YOU!!"
Yesterday he was walking up and down the street with the bike shorts, a tank top, high top Chuck Taylor's, and had one one of those old style plastic coated weights in each hand and was curling them as he walked. Probably the 2 pounder.
Poor guy is not right in the head. He has brain damage from a motor cycle accident. Word is that he was a senior in college and took his last final early afternoon. He proceeded to get drunk in celebration. He hopped on his motorcycle and was drinking while riding. He spotted a couple runners on the University Track team and heaved his beer bottle at them. The throw caused him to lose control of the cycle and he wiped out, injuring his melon as he was helmetless. He still has a car and a motorcycle but is not supposed to drive either. He kept getting warned by the local Johnny Law but ignored them. They came by his house and removed the front wheel from the bike and the rear wheels from the car.