PAULA ABDUL HAS GOT TO GO!!!!

rombus wrote:

I admit it, I watch American Idol.

nobody needs to hear anything else out of your mouth after this.

gay.

honest respons wrote:

rombus wrote:

I admit it, I watch American Idol.

nobody needs to hear anything else out of your mouth after this.

gay.

Idol is one of the most watched programs. You must also be not listening to millions of Amercans and must beleive that half of the country is gay.

You reason kind of like Paula.

Please tell me that your name stands for "Reusable Orbital Module Booster and Utility Shuttle" and is not merely a misspelling of one of my favorite geometric shapes.

cirkle wrote:

Please tell me that your name stands for "Reusable Orbital Module Booster and Utility Shuttle" and is not merely a misspelling of one of my favorite geometric shapes.

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Neither. It is a name made from a shuttle bus I took as a kid.

Please tell me how we can get rid of Paula Abdul!!

She is making me tivo the show so I can fast-forward through her everytime she gets ready to talk.

HEY, I watch American Idol!!

So does the MAJORITY of America!

The largest weekly watched show in U.S. history.

Hypocrits in here.

You all get called "gay" and "homo" while running in your skimpy shorts with your skinny, non-bulky body.

Paula Abdul is a lost cause. She seems to be like a little girl searching for two syllable words to complete a sentence. She DOES have very long pauses. She does seem like she wants all the competiters to like her.

She also has a history of playing with the boys in the competition. She even got caught once.

We all know if a guy did that - he would be still be in jail.

In spite of it all, I'd still boink her.

Son of Tronkle wrote:

Idol is one of the most watched programs. You must also be not listening to millions of Amercans and must beleive that half of the country is gay.

Half the country are definitely idiots. At least. And no one needs to hear anything out of their mouths either.

Pearls wrote:

Son of Tronkle wrote:

Idol is one of the most watched programs. You must also be not listening to millions of Amercans and must beleive that half of the country is gay.

Half the country are definitely idiots. At least. And no one needs to hear anything out of their mouths either.

I just laughed.

runner1234 wrote:

HEY, I watch American Idol!!

So does the MAJORITY of America!

The largest weekly watched show in U.S. history.

Hypocrits in here.

You all get called "gay" and "homo" while running in your skimpy shorts with your skinny, non-bulky body.

at least half of the country is very, very stupid. I mean that literally.

if you watch american idol, you are gay. i don't mean you take it in the ass, but you are either a girl (who get a pass on this), or are quite feminine. This is similar to somebody saying "you're a piece of shit." They don't mean that you are actually excrement, but you still understand what they're saying.

if guys wanna call me gay for wearing running shorts while they wear their basketball shorts that go down to their ankles and look like large skirts, or tshirts that could serve dresses like the homeboys wear now, that's fine. I'm wearing something functional--not the latest style. If they are going to call me scrawny for being 6 foot, 155 pounds, that's fine too, because I'm probably stronger than 9/10s of them, and i guarantee you that girls would choose my body over the vast majority of theirs.

so again, if you are a guy and you watch that shit, you're gay.

sorry.

Here's the point. Run through the rougher parts of Chicago, Philly, Compton, etc. with your "functional" running shorts. Let us know who is gay then.

You don't seem to grasp the irony of a skinny, weak (6 feet, 155 pounds is scrawny any way you slice it, big guy) who runs in short shorts calling someone else "gay." I am a skinny distance runner too, and I have a sense of perspective about it. You obviously don't.

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Do they have cars and people in your world?

You are 6' and 155 lbs, and you think you can beat the crap out of a pumped up 200 lb basketball player?? Can you bench 270 lbs? Most of the bball players I know can do that and more. What about when the football players say it during xc season? Think you will kick ass of the line men and linebackers? Sure they might do roids, but that does not matter when you and he are toeing the line for a fight. I've been in plenty of fights, and I'm pretty sure if your 155 lbs and 6' I would not back down to you, and I'm SURE the basketball and football players I know would smash you in less than 1 minute.

I'll wager you can't bench 180 lbs on free weights.

Also, you need a reality check. If it's ok to call someone gay for watching a certain show. Then it is just as acceptable to call someone a gay flaming homo when you see a 6' 155 lb skinny toothpick running in little girly shorts. Right? No double standards right?

Paula is usually drunk on the show.

If you want to hear some idiots, watch "America's Best Dance Crew".

OTOH, some of the dancing is very cool. In particular, the Jabberwockies are awesome.

Paula Abdul is the problem. She is really useless.

They need to get rid of her.

Simon is rumored to be leaving after this year.

Ryan Seacrest thinks he can give Simon sh!t, when Simon signs his paycheck.

Who doesn't like watching Simon rip people apart who suck? That's why I watch American Idol on occasion, because no one is good and Simon is the only one who calls them on it.

Did anyone see Paula Abdul on David Letterman? I thought she was okay but David did his "kiss the girl's hand at the end of the interview" thing (I've wondered if he reserves that for special girls). Anyway, Paula then awkwardly kissed Dave' hand. I don't know if she was being weird or equal-rights adamant or didn't know about the kiss-the-hand ritual. I just found it weird. I think if I were Simon I'd probably try to annoy her and have fun with her the best I could--like he seems to do.

You idiots are actually discussing American Idol?

Bunch of least common denominator effeminate twits.

I admit I watch American Idol. Seeing the bad singers initially is hilarious. I'll never tire of that.

The reason I've kept watching beyond that is that they do actually find some decent singers. Usually 3 or 4 of the top 10 are actually pretty good. That Chikezie dude was great last night (first time I've thought that). Tattooed Carly is pretty good too.

About Paula, since I'm 41 I see her as decent eye candy sitting there between Simon and Randy. She's a bit of a ditz, but she's not there to wield the heavy stick. She knows way more about American music than Simon does; funny to me how she and Randy have to school Simon from time to time.

Simon though is the best judge of talent among the three through Randy is a close second (actually I think he's as good as Simon, but he's a bit nicer and doesn't always tell the 100% truth). Simon could be nicer about how he says stuff though.

[quote]Flagpole wrote:

About Paula, She knows way more about American music than Simon does; funny to me how she and Randy have to school Simon from time to time.

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Whaaaat??? Paula Abdul is an IDIOT! She clearly made it ijn voice overs. Notice everyone of her songs are taped with her dancing and lipping. There's a reason - she did the song in a studio and had it touched-up. She is awful!

Simon is the reason there IS and American Idol.

Paula is so awful, I have to tape it and fast-forward when she has her turn to speak.