Tonight I was out for a walk alone in my neighborhood. Suddenly, two dogs- a husky and a german shepard- ran out from their yard into the street and start barking and snarling at me. I've dealt with these two before, and they're actually a couple of pussies who will run away wimpering if you stand up to them. So when the dogs confronted me, I stepped to them and started yelling loudly:
"GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME YOU F*CKING F*GGOT! I'LL CRACK YOUR F*CKING SKULL OPEN!!!"
...and the dogs predictably retreated into their yard. I started walking away when the owner, a dumb middle age broad whom I've met before and got the impression that she was on a shitload of coke, came out into the street and yelled:
"Hey, this is actually OUR yard!"
"I'm not in your yard. I'm in the f*cking street!"
"This is OUR yard! This whole strip of grass alongside the street is OUR yard!
"I'M NOT IN YOUR F*CKING YARD, I'M IN THE F*CKING STREET! YOU THINK YOUR DOGS CAN JUST COME OUT AND MAUL ANYONE WHO WALKS PAST YOUR F*CKING HOUSE? I'LL CRACK HIS F*GGOT SKULL OPEN AND YOURS, BITCH!"
The woman just scoffed, and I turned and walked away.