the fist Climate Change expert says change is unavoidable, and to only "enjoy life while you can".

ooh ooh ah ah wrote:

I like monkeys.

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

Sometimes people look for him, but sasquantch is elusive. He's real though. It's documented and this guy says so.

I love peeps wrote:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2008/mar/01/scienceofclimatechange.climatechange

lol, thats funny idn't it? Hey, everyone with kids, I feel sorry for your children. Some species of spiders let their young eat them.

Maybe we should too? lmao.

your kids are so screwed!!!

I suppose you should be thankful you never get laid much less reproduce.

Have you seen Al Gore on TV lately?

Wonder why?

Search for Solar Cycle #24 - Global Cooling - Sunspots.

Gore and friends started saying "climate change" once they knew that the gig was up. We are most likely entering something similar to a Dalton Minimum - and things will start to change, as we have seen already. This winter has been very cold around the world, and it will begin to get colder.

There is ample evidence that the global temps are affected by solar output - correlated with the number of sunspots seen on the surface of the sun. The start of SC 24 was LATE and SC 24 has been unusually calm - producing record snow in China, Colorado, snow in Saudi Arabia, and snow in warm parts of Iraq.

The stories about the Arctic ice sheet actually extending back to near normal coverage have been suppressed, and ... the naysayers that do acknowledge the near normal coverage have been saying "but the ice isn't very thick". This is due to "thermal lag" - basically it takes a while for things to heat up or cool down. The longest day is in late June, but the warmest temperatures typically are in July or August - this is thermal lag. Anyhow, you see my point.

Basically, Al Gore and friends wanted to set themselves up as the bankers for the new carbon credit exchange - just like the stock exchange. They MUST have carbon based "climate change" and nothing else, because carbon credits really don't matter if "global warming" is caused by the sun. Gore testified in front of Congress "you must set a cost for carbon" this is the reason why ... he and GIM and copartner Blood from Goldman Sachs again, wanted to be the bankers and brokers of the new "stock" market for the carbon exchange. They couldn't "get it done" fast enough, and now we have SC 24 staring and evidence is coming out that CO2 has very, very little to do with our current temps. Carbon as the cause of "climate change" is, and has always been a lie!

Al Gore should be tarred and feathered for what he has tried to force on the US and the rest of the world. I am not arguing or trying to make the point that polluting the environment is not a bad thing. Our resources should not be squandered on buying snake oil from Al Gore.

Additionally, if you want to reduce emissions, buy PV panels for your house, plant extra trees, turn off your computer monitor, buy a more fuel efficient car, ride your bike, walk too and from the grocery store, etc, etc. but do not buy into this notion that CO2 is the cause of "climate change".

Again, "theoretically" if you pump enough CO2 into the atmosphere, things will warm up, the same is true for water vapor, NO2 (~500x more effective btw - and is a bi-product of fertilizer used for corn to make ethanol)

R. Nesta Marley wrote:

'Have no fear for atomic energy,

cause none of them can stop the time.'

I couldn't agree more: none of them can stop "The Time"... Morris Day and the Time are an unstoppable force of nature. Recognize! Oh wee oh wee oh.

kent. wrote:

I couldn't agree more: none of them can stop "The Time"... Morris Day and the Time are an unstoppable force of nature. Recognize! Oh wee oh wee oh.

I couldn't agree less, solar flares have nothing to do with sasquantches habitat. He migrates around the pacific northwest with relative ease.

Nuclear energy isn't even required by sasquantch, he simply makes a bed out of pine needles.