Damn. That guy thought he was a badass but he couldn't even break 90 in a 400? Talk about delusional.
I have another one....
Once during an out-of-state family reunion of sorts I decided to go down to the local track one morning for a workout. My wife, my sister, and my sister's husband all came with me because they felt like running a few laps to.
Well, after I warmped up and jogged around for a while I decided that I didn't feel like doing a long drawn-out interval workout because they were already pretty much done and they would have to wait around for me for a good 30 mins. So I decided I would just do a little 1600m time trial and call it a day.
My sister joked with her husband, "Why don't you run a mile with him?" He was like, "Nah, he'd kill me." So I said, "Tell you what...why don't you just run the last lap with me so I have someone to push me to the finish." He agreed and I took off while he stretched on the infield.
At 800m I looked at him and said, "Next time around jump on in!"
At 1200m he took off with me and we were stride for stride for about 200m. And then his engine blew and I kicked hard. I think I put 50m on him in the final 200. It was kinda sad.