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The tribute is a nice gesture, but then they have to ruin it with this parenthetical remark: "he MUST have some Texas blood in him."
Why must so many Texans insist on being such an embarrassment?
Alan, if you are reading this, return the award now. You don't want hoardes of Texan sailor boys hitting in you now that you've been *discovered* by Texas.
Is that sort of like being a CA NG "Brigadier General?"
Boy, that's right up there with being an honorary West Virginian. What an honor! He doesn't even have big hair!
Ouch!!! That hurt!