"Sweaty Balls" aka: "Severe Taint Mist?"
Not just normal sweaty balls though. I'm talking about when you're sitting at work trying to focus and you feel as though you have soaked through your pants and onto your chair, and, you are afraid that if you stand to walk you may have visible ass sweat on the back of your pants giving your coworkers the notion that you possibly pissed and/or shit yourself.