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  • Mikayla

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/07/2007 12:55am EDT
    re: Trollie McSockpuppet

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    [quote]Orestes wrote:

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    "...I believe the proper course of action is to assure the young runner that feet hitting the back of the head is a sign of promising things to come in his or her running career.

    Trollie was hit frequently by feet in the back his head when he was young, unfortunately they were not Trollie's feet. Perhaps this brain trauma explains something?

    Trollie, are you over at Wikipedia right now typing in an entry for the "ayurvedic system"? That's what I would do when if I was a young prankster today. In fact, when I was young I re-bound an entire volume of the Encylopedia Brittanica (R-S) just to convince a kid that banana slugs were a great way to get high. But you kids today are just damn lazy.

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    Orestes

    Member since 04/03/2007.

    234 posts. Last post 16 years ago.
    16 years ago 09/07/2007 12:57am EDT
    re: Mikayla

    No shit.

    Ayurveda: the ancient Hindu art of medicine and of prolonging life

    Ayurvedic, adjective.

    That better have been a typo.

  • Trollie: Are you Brad Hudson?

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/07/2007 9:57pm EDT
    re: Trollie McSockpuppet

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    [quote]Orestes wrote:

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    It is an interesting question, and it's something of a mystery. The prevailing theory is that the ayurvedic system is more finely developed in Ethiopians (but, interestingly, not in Kenyans) and allows for an extremely high back kick when the athlete is young and especially flexible. .

  • Trollie: Are you Brad Hudson?

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/07/2007 9:57pm EDT
    re: Trollie McSockpuppet

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    [quote]Orestes wrote:

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    It is an interesting question, and it's something of a mystery. The prevailing theory is that the ayurvedic system is more finely developed in Ethiopians (but, interestingly, not in Kenyans) and allows for an extremely high back kick when the athlete is young and especially flexible. .

  • lulz

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/07/2007 10:56pm EDT
    re: Trollie: Are you Brad Hudson?

    I've always heard that a higher kick back means you have a good amount of basic speed while a lower kick back means you have a lot more endurance.

  • wundrin

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/08/2007 9:56am EDT
    re: Trollie McSockpuppet

    Trollie, is there a life anywhere, anyhow that you could possibly get?

  • Trollie McSockpuppet

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/08/2007 7:59pm EDT
    re: wundrin

    wundrin wrote:

    Trollie, is there a life anywhere, anyhow that you could possibly get?

    I have a rich and fulfilling life; you on the other hand, eek out a pathetic, go-nowhere existence.

    So, "wundrin," I now completely own you, and there's basically nothing you can do about it. How does it feel?

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    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/08/2007 11:33pm EDT
    re: Trollie McSockpuppet

    Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

    I have a rich and fulfilling life; you on the other hand, eek out a pathetic, go-nowhere existence.

    "eke out"

  • somehomodude

    Anonymous Poster

    16 years ago 09/09/2007 12:46am EDT
    re: Mikayla

    Mikayla wrote:

    Hi everybody. Mr. McSockpuppet is my high school coach and he's the best! Not only does he give me private coaching on the weekends, but he gives me massages when I'm sore and tired. And he's so humble that he says not to tell my parents about our special runs and the massages because he doesn't want anybody feeling guilty about the extra work he does.

    The funny thing about this thread is that Mr. McSockpuppet tells me I should bounce more when I run, I wonder why that is?

    Hi Mr. McSockpuppet! I'm looking forward to our run this weekend, I'll ride my bike to meet you at the Motel 6 on Highway 133. I didn't even no there are running trails out there!

    XOXOXO, Mikayla

    haaaaaaaahahahahahaahaha

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