your times blow. I would have failed you across the board punk. Keep trying.
your times blow. I would have failed you across the board punk. Keep trying.
You could, quite possibly, be one of the dumbest people I've ever seen/heard/read/experienced in my entire life. Whatever school allowed you to enroll should have their accredidation removed immediately. Additionally, any materials with which you have made physical contact should be destroyed or burned (including the very ground you walk on) so as to remove any lasting impression you might have made on the Earth.
You suck. If I were not using my carved mahogoney penile prosthetic to hammer nails into my homemade rotisserie oven, I would slap you in the face with it. Yes, in the very face you let your daddy slap after you told him you have a crush on your mom.
yes i am a runner for 19yrs...i am 24yrs old. i took jogging class jsut because i thought its fun but NOT! i got damn D+. I got an B on 203ENG. I dont giving a sh*T about english writing. Enjoy life simple!
It's not an NCAA violation to run in a road race.
well my head coach told me not to race any of road race under NCAA rules. I was the one asked him with his permit for me to running road race for grade on exam. He said NO...under NCAA rules.
He's wrong. You should have planned ahead and figure something out.
i hate college prof. wrote:
yes i am a runner for 19yrs...i am 24yrs old. i took jogging class jsut because i thought its fun but NOT! i got damn D+. I got an B on 203ENG. I dont giving a sh*T about english writing. Enjoy life simple!
You remind me of a kid I saved back in Da Nang in '72. Crazy. I was laying out charlies all over the $hit and it was getting insane. I felt a round graze my temple, rough, like a masochist's kiss. It was enough to cause a fecal storm in my pants - pouring like hot magma out of my hamburger a$$. As I turned my attention to the palm fronds, looking for something with which to wipe, I see this local boy staring at me cross-eyed (like Bjork with a mahogony cod piece shoved through her face). Alittle piece of me died that day as I realized he was actually St. Peter and I was dead, but being denied access to heaven. I then found myself awakened by my alarm clock - it was all a dream and I had actually saved no one....not in my dream or in reality. The realization struck like a tsunami of emptiness. Reading your words today ellicited the same feeling I had then.
he does not want me get in trouble with NCAA just bc I am a 23:30's guy in 8k on team and dont want to lose me.
automatic slim wrote:
What's a frat girl?
Frat girls are not necessarily the same as sorority girls since they are often not technically in a greek organization. They just have a certain shallow beauty that masks pretty deep insecurities about their bodies. Thus, they often get drunk and have casual sex with college guys who are usually frat boys. It was a term on our xc team that came to describe your basic college slut who was an easy mark for sex. We all discovered that by pretending to be different than the average frat boy, that they also slept with us. Does this make me a pig? yes, it does.
The story is very true by the way.
i hate college prof. wrote:
he does not want me get in trouble with NCAA just bc I am a 23:30's guy in 8k on team and dont want to lose me.
Well then he's an idiot. IT'S NOT A VIOLATION. Hundreds of NCAA athletes run road races every year. You just can't accept prizes.
cant accpet prizes??? i guess my coach is a big owe me for a D+ grade that I got without me know what full complete of NCAA rules. My point is when I was off college to go home for the summer...I earn $8,000 prize from few road race to pay off on some of my student loans...did I violation NCAA?????
This is reaching yet another level on the troll scale.
Yes that's a violation.
jogging class, that just sounds bad
def talk to your coach and/or athletics director
Too far...you loose.
i dont think so i break NCAA rules since I was going home for the summer that mean I am not on NCAA zone for the summer which mean I can do what I want earn money to pay off school by road race during the summer and I do not do accpet prize from road race when I am in college!!!
I just tried to read through this whole thread and couldn't do it I was laughing so hard...keep it coming guys.
One name for the village idiot here:
Galen Rupp
Remember all that money Rupp's parents (or Nike, depending on your comspiracy theory status) had to pay back so that Galen could run for UO? Why do you think that was--because it didn't count because he wasn't in school at the time?
A REAL NCAA athlete--which I doubt is the case here--should have been talking to his/her compliance officer before doing ANYTHING outside a scheduled team competition.
fitness walking wrote:
I actually took fitness walking for one of my four college credits. The class was a joke but the word amongst the team was the professor was hot (she was) and that loads of frat girls take it and wear short shorts as we walked for thirty minutes a class. I like shooting ducks on the water so I took the class.
To make things more interesting, I wore the same outfit every class--a 1950's velour warm-up suit that was way to small for both my leg length (I am 6'2") and my groin. To complete the gimick, I wore an old pair of Kangaroo sneakers I had in high school, a headband and spoke in an Australian accent. The professor knew it was a joke but I think she found it funny that I would take shit so seriously and speed walk around the track with my frank and beans basically on display for everyone. Whenever the girls would ask me what I was doing I would just say "Training hard, mate, for the commonwealth games. Still one spot open."
For the final, we had to walk as many laps as possible in thirty minutes. For the first time all semester, I dropped the warm suit (even though it was not late November and cold out) and did the final exam in a pair of rainbow striped short I had found a thrift store. They looked like old basketball shorts that the globetrotters used to wear and they barely came to the top of my thighs. I was flying around the track and everytime I passed a couple of frat girls I would mutter under my breath "I'm gonna get the record, get record, get the record." By the time the thirty minutes was up, girls were asking the professor "did he get the record?" The professor--who I remember looking very hot that day--played along perfectly and would only say "unofficially, yes." The best part was that most of the guys xc team came out to watch and were cheering for me in phony australian accents the whole time.
That was almost ten years ago and I still think about that damn professor. College was fun.
Great story. Nice work with the velour suit and rainbow shorts. Did you hook up with the professor?
i hate college prof. wrote:
i dont think so i break NCAA rules since I was going home for the summer that mean I am not on NCAA zone for the summer which mean I can do what I want earn money to pay off school by road race during the summer and I do not do accpet prize from road race when I am in college!!!
Maybe you should let your prof. pork your brains out in exchange for whatever winnings you would have received, photograph him porking you, then extort him for an A in the class. I think I saw an episode of Simon and Simon where this happened.