All the usual suspects are running their best times ever. Who sucks this week?
All the usual suspects are running their best times ever. Who sucks this week?
In Letsrun fashion, here is how you can rip on those running well.
1. They're all peaking too early, the meets that count aren't until the summer.
2. Kenny B would still lap them.
3. The 80's were better.
Please feel free to add you're own.
You forgot the #1 favorite...they must be on drugs...
"It was a rabbited race with no pressure. Let's see how they do in a slow tactical race with real compeitition"
don't forget about ritz he can be bashed
Pam Reed
The Anti Doping agencies are too busy with Landis and the rest of the cycling world they forgot about runners
Dean Karnazes
We bash on them because we can't run those times ourselves. Easy.
YOURSELVES
It took 13 years to break Bob Kempainen's marathon record! And Kempainen was in medical school when he ran 2:08.47. Ryan Hall, Ritz, Meb, Abdi do nothing but run. What took so long???!!!
Letsrun law:
If they are faster than me: They are on drugs
If they are slower than me: They are penguins and should quit.
I could run a sub 2:20 marathon: If I felt like it.
A sub 2:50 marathon: Is jogging and I could do it with no problem
Local races: Are beneath mme so I bandit them and steal food after.
I quit running in school: Because of the politics, I was far faster than everyone.
Those guys like Kempainen and Beardsley and Porter were of another, uniquer breed. They were beasts, for sure- Bill Brasky types, you know what I mean? They are the kind of legend that reside in the folkloric myths of Valhalla. God bless 'em.
Bash the wives and the girlfriends when there's no runners to bash - that's what usually happens on here.
thewomen wrote:
Bash the wives and the girlfriends when there's no runners to bash - that's what usually happens on here.
Only their driving and decision-making.
Gabe Jennings only managed a 1:48:xx en route to second place in the 800m at Stanford last weekend...
MrFunnyMan wrote:
All the usual suspects are running their best times ever. Who sucks this week?
This post is brilliant.
I laughed. I cried. I hurled.
We'll always have Flagpole.
'cuz I suck!
The weather is always bashable, or anything else that is not in our control.