the truth.. wrote:
I bet she has one of those toilets that shoots a stream of water up her ass
Is anyone else at least mildly aroused by the thought of this?
the truth.. wrote:
I bet she has one of those toilets that shoots a stream of water up her ass
Is anyone else at least mildly aroused by the thought of this?
adff wrote:
how the hell would they ever control how much toilet paper you use in one sitting?
1. they could never control it
2. in the men's restroom, retards piss on the seats. Therefore, I would never sit on the toilet without trying to at least clean it off a little bit and then putting a nest of toilet paper over the seat so no part of my ass touches the disease covered toilet seat
3. public restrooms toilet paper is too thin to use just one square. Actually, any toilet paper is too thin to use just one.
You know what, some public toilet paper holders make it really tough to roll out more than one square at a time....you have to gently pull or you'll get only one square.
anyway they could cut down on paper use much better by banning ALL advertising kerap that is printed on paper.
No-one wants that junk,nobody reads it so why just not ban
it and save megatons of paper ? That and waste paper that
you get through the mail.
Looks like I was right. Crow made a toilet paper joke, and Rove's buddies at Fox News spread the story around in order to discredit her. It was all retribution for Laurie David and her making a buffoon of him at that party.
Yeah, I think that makes two of us on the entire thread...
I still can't believe that some (most) people didn't recognize that she was being facetious...
Sheryl Crow is backtracking because she is the butt of all jokes this week. Tee hee.
Lazy L wrote:
Yeah, I think that makes two of us on the entire thread...
I still can't believe that some (most) people didn't recognize that she was being facetious...
Even if it was a joke, and I doubt it, what does it say about her credibility that people would assume that she was serious about such a nutty idea?
The fact that people would believe it says far more about her than anyone else.
I suspect someone told her she was being mocked for her stupidity and so she NOW claims it was a joke.
It just doesn't make sense that it was a joke. Half of her blog was about all the great things she was doing on her tour to get the word out about saving the environment.
Then she supposedly satirized...Environmentalists? It would make sense if she somehow lampooned industrial business heads or something, but for her to turn around and supposedly make fun of and trivialize her environmental crusade seems unlikely.
it was not a joke. she is just an idiot. not too hard to believe.
So I just tried to use one square of toilet paper by way of experimentation.
It immediately became plastered down there and now I can't find it. I might as well have been trying to wallpaper my ass. Thanks a lot, Sheryl.
Hey Cheryl,
I don't use toilet paper. Am I OK in your book? I use 1 flushable wipe. Cleans me up good!! Whatchoo think of those?
BTW - how many squares of TP did you use to wipe Eric Clapton's "yogurt" off your chest and belly when he was jazzing you?
No TP4Me wrote:
BTW - how many squares of TP did you use to wipe Eric Clapton's "yogurt" off your chest and belly when he was jazzing you?
I think that qualifies as one of those pesky situations when more than one square is required.
Do you think any guy will ever do her doggystyle again?
If so that is a brave brave man.
stank ass bitch waste of guitars.
Some HSer posted this on that other board- kids LOL!! Stop global warming with origami !!
Throne Science 101 instructors Thos Crapper and Albert Giblin
Quote:
on the art of cleanliness;
Take one sheet of TP and fold it in 4. Then cut out the inside corner of the folded TP to form a hole. Then stick your middle finger thru the hole...use the middle finger to take care of the "wiping" action and then proceed to slide the TP off the finger to clean it.
Lazy L got it right: "Good God you people are stupid."
Onenutwillie, thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Somewhere on a tour bus, Sheryl is laughing too.
CrowzFeet wrote:
Somewhere on a tour bus, Sheryl is laughing too.
somewhere on a tour bus she is plotting to ban 2 ply.
The following suggestion was recently made to me by a co-worker when I mentioned this CNN article in conversation:
"You do only need one sheet of TP:
1) Tear out a little hole in the middle of the sheet.
2) Stick finger through hole.
3) Wipe with finger.
4) Clean off finger while removing paper from finger.
5) Use piece that was removed for finger hole to clean under the fingernail."