Sheryl Crow Wants you to have a Poopy Butt

good thing lance dumped her tree hugging a$$ to the curve.

Why don't she tell the Chinese to stop putting up coal power plants - the pollution in China is ridiculous.

Since I was like 8 people have been talking about the destruction of the rain forest, why don't she go to Brazil and tell them stop.

I take mass transit, but if you want to drive a Suburban or a Silverado thats cool with me.

When I dump on the run, leaves are fine though.

This is just another example of these liberal hypocrites.

She wants me to use ONE piece of toilet paper when I go to the bathroom. ONE square.

Anyone wanna make a bet whether or not she is using ONE square per poop?

Then again maybe she is and that hygiene issue is the reason lance dumped her.

This is obviously propaganda from Karl Rove's office in response to his little run in with Crow and David last week.

I bet she has one of those toilets that shoots a stream of water up her ass

Boy, Sheryl couldn't possibly be joking now could she? A Dining sleeve? Yeah, that'd catch on.

Grow a sense of humor all you name callers.

That wouldn't work after drinking a cup of coffee and a power bar.....what a freaking mess!Beleive me, that will clean out your system.I did it before a half marathon.I used about a half dozen rolls of TP but I didn't take a dump for about a week after that experience.Sheryl Crow is a tree hugging nut trying to infringe upon the rights of others.

Didn't some one recently write a book called "Shut up and sing" Maybe this wing nut should read it.

I have always loved how people, who won't give you the time of day, will stop to tell you what you need to do. (and they probably don't do it. Al Gore.)

No...she's totally serious about all this stuff. Why do you think I kicked her sorry ass to the curb??

I wouldn't want to shake her hand!

Lauie David and Sheryl Crow, both of whom fly in private jets an have enormous mansions all over the country have bought TP offsets from me.

http://blog.nam.org/archives/2006/11/laurie_david_pi.php

http://www.anklebitingpundits.com/content/index.php?p=508

Gore is not the only environmentalist associated with “An Inconvenient Truth” who has come under fire for personal habits — and not all the criticism has come from the Right.

Writing in The Atlantic Monthly in 2004, liberal writer Eric Alterman criticized producer Laurie David for her use of private Gulfstream jets. David, he wrote “reviles the owners of SUVs as terrorist enablers, yet gives herself a pass when it comes to chartering one of the most wasteful uses of fossil-based fuels imaginable.” New Republic writer Gregg Easterbrook followed up, computing that “one cross-country flight in a Gulfstream is the same, in terms of Persian-Gulf dependence and greenhouse-gas emissions, as if she drove a Hummer for an entire year.” […]

I actually replaced the "You've Got Mail" guy's voice with Sheryl Crow's on my computer a few weeks ago. But this....I may have to reconsider.

She wants it to be the law.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Make it a Man Law wrote:

She wants it to be the law.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Wow. I thought for sure I was going to be taken to some bogus website.

Is she off her rocker? Of all the worlds environemental concerns and she wants us to limit the amount of toilet paper we use? How would they enforce it? Have a machine dispense one little sheet per visit to the bathroom?

I'm not sure how people in other parts of the world get by with no toilet paper in their bathrooms (something i experienced in Kenya) but one sheet won't do the trick. Also I'm not an expert on hygiene but it seems like this might cause some public health problesm.

I think we can all consider her thumbs a bio hazard.

Instead, how about we wipe our a$$es with her CDs? To hell with her corn-fried a$$, I'm keeping my underwear clean.

Okay, lets discuss this. How much toilet paper is "too much"?

Let's say you take a big steamy shit, how many squares are needed to clean house?

We can disregard the rare perfect log,"one wipe plus the courtesy swipe."

I'm talking the post Mexican food and too much fruit salad quid shit.

How many squares?

Hmm lets see wrote:

Okay, lets discuss this. How much toilet paper is "too much"?

Let's say you take a big steamy shit, how many squares are needed to clean house?

We can disregard the rare perfect log,"one wipe plus the courtesy swipe."

I'm talking the post Mexican food and too much fruit salad quid shit.

How many squares?

ONE. You get ONE square. You can skip the wipe on a some days and use two squares on another day.

It would be even better if we just held it in.

This is one of the stupidest things I have heard in a while.

I read an online report from that quoted a NY Times writer who was at the table say that the thing was not nearly has heated as Crow and David would like.

Larry David needs to learn to keep his woman under control. She has lied about why Larry brought a Prius. He should dump her for the woman who plays his wife on his TV show.

How about Sheryl Crow just stay home--how much carbon would that save? Really, she can make CDs or just upload music and get rich that way rather than driving or flying all over the place.