these past few days I have been severly constipated...whether this is due to the lack of fruits and vegetables in my diet or the small anal plug that I used to decrease my appetite I am not sure. Again, i am in an increadible amount of pain...serious replies only.
Thanks,
Ouch
Golden Corral Buffet
yeah I'm gonna have to second that golden corral thing.
although thats way down there, you know when Marriots start turning into howard johnsons.
yeah I'm gonna walk away now.
dehydrated = you need water (and lots of dried cranberries will blow it out too).
What's the question?
this hurts, serious replies wrote:
these past few days I have been severly constipated...whether this is due to the lack of fruits and vegetables in my diet or the small anal plug that I used to decrease my appetite I am not sure. Again, i am in an increadible amount of pain...serious replies only.
Thanks,
Ouch
You could always use a Fleet Enema (
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp15093_333181_sespider/fleet/enema_ready_to_use_saline_laxative.htm) if you want immediate results. Or an OTC laxative if you're prepared to wait...
Doctor Truth wrote:
this hurts, serious replies wrote:these past few days I have been severly constipated...whether this is due to the lack of fruits and vegetables in my diet or the small anal plug that I used to decrease my appetite I am not sure. Again, i am in an increadible amount of pain...serious replies only.
Thanks,
Ouch
You could always use a Fleet Enema (
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp15093_333181_sespider/fleet/enema_ready_to_use_saline_laxative.htm) if you want immediate results. Or an OTC laxative if you're prepared to wait...
>>With steady pressure, gently insert enema tip into rectum with a slight side-to-side movement, with tip pointing toward navel. Insertion may be easier if person receiving enema bears down, as if having a bowel movement. This helps relax the muscles around the anus.
Do not force the enema tip into rectum as this can cause injury.
Squeeze bottle until nearly all liquid is gone.<<
I'm getting turned on already.
I don't think butt plugs help with supressing your appetite. I could be wrong but I think there only real purpose is sexual? Anyone else know?
Tom Anderson wrote:
I don't think butt plugs help with supressing your appetite. I could be wrong but I think there only real purpose is sexual? Anyone else know?
hahaha yeah wtf??
There are myriad ways to get yourself to crap like a musk oxen. First - you are probably dehydrated, like the guy said. Then, drink some water with salt dissolved in it - i.e. saltwater. That will have water spouting out of your ass in no time. Then there's the old classic from the good ole days - prune juice. The list goes on...
most delicious way: taco bell
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