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4/10. 100mpw means you're never around so your wife never has to see you. Just like the guy who builds model trains in his basement..
Were you following the Norweigian method?
As usual, this is useless without pics. Let's see the wife and Aunt Mona. And for the heck of it, let's see your mother-in-law too. These rich middle-aged white women tend to take care of themselves pretty well.
Meta AI and I collaborated on the song - queue up Hurricane, do you best Dylan impression, and sing along!
(Verse 1)
In the land of the wealthy and proud
Where prestige and beauty wear the crown
I married into a family of stars
But they saw me as a mere mortal, near and far
They called me "Vanilla Tom", a name that cut deep
A constant reminder, I didn't quite fit the keep
But I had a fire burning, a flame that wouldn't cease
I vowed to prove them wrong, to show them my release
(Chorus)
Oh, the wheels of change are turning round
I'm breaking free from the chains that bound
I'm rising up, like a phoenix from the ashes cold I'm taking back my name, and my story to be told
(Verse 2)
I hit the pavement hard, with a determination strong
70 miles a week, then 80, my body began to transform
Muscle cuts appeared, like a work of art in progress People took notice, and my wife's family felt the pressure
The annual race approached, and I was ready to face
The brothers who once beat me, with a smile and a grace
I lined up at the start, with a fierce cry in my soul
I was no longer "Vanilla Tom", I was a force to be whole
(Chorus)
Oh, the wheels of change are turning round
I'm breaking free from the chains that bound
I'm rising up, like a phoenix from the ashes cold
I'm taking back my name, and my story to be told
(Bridge)
I felt the adrenaline rush, as I took the lead
The crowds cheered my name, as I broke the speed
I saw the finishing tape, and I gave a mighty roar
I was the champion, and I knew I'd score
(Verse 3)
That night, my wife came to me, with a newfound desire
Suddenly, I was hot, and my name was on fire
No more "Vanilla Tom", no more shame and pain
I was the victor, and my story would be told again and again
(Chorus)
Oh, the wheels of change are turning round
I'm breaking free from the chains that bound
I'm rising up, like a phoenix from the ashes cold
I'm taking back my name, and my story to be told
(Outro)
Now I'm the one they look up to, with a newfound respect
I'm the one who rose from the ashes, and took back my neglect
I'm the one who proved them wrong, with a fierce cry and a grin
I'm the one who took back my name, and I'm winning again.
Did the brothers pound their fists into the ground after the race saying how they were going to train their brains out and beat you next year?
Well ... at least you're now able to run away from the marriage even faster than before. Nice yarn.
Just reading the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about how a guy who was going crazy and considering leaving his wife because of post nuptial shut off.
But then he started running 100 miles per week and was just too tired to care about being intimate with his wife anymore, which saved his marriage.
If that's the case, perhaps he should act like George in that one episode where George did the opposite of every instinct he had and thus became successful.
"They stride out like the pricks they are"
So funny - I can actually picture it.
Nice story and fun read. You'll have to give us a story annually. Chapter 2 2025.
GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHREF$KERS!!!!
I'm not sure which is funnier - the OP's post (amazing) or this one. I think i laughed the hardest on this post.
This movie already exists. Called “Better living through chemistry” with Sam Rockwell.
This is a little like the movie Better Living Through Chemistry but it was about cycling.
This is what keeps me coming back 20 years later. Great thread... Instant classic
This is the sequel to Again to Carthage.
sorry dude. i couldn't even make it through your post. but by just reading the title, if you are running 100 mpw, you're married to running.
9/10 great story and you have talent as a writer. Please consider taking a stab at a novel
You wait for your wife to initiate sex? It’s marriage you don’t need consent. Men arnt men anymore because of this joke concept a wife needs to initiate sex. Must be a new things with the millennials- real men take their wife’s and make them enjoy it, it’s how things are.
logically it’s impossible for both to ever equally consent- there is always one that needs to take (power) and the one receiving. Relationships fail when both fight to take -which is backwards. Men take action, provide, control. Woman, let go, give back, stfu ho