Clearly the clock times and/or chip times from races are perfect for measuring race performances and tracking new personal bests.
Are there any good ways of measuring personal bests in terms of pooping? For example is there a toilet that can measure the volume or weight of excrement? If not, should you poop on cardboard and weigh it on a kitchen or postal scale?
StrivingForAPersonalBest wrote:
Clearly the clock times and/or chip times from races are perfect for measuring race performances and tracking new personal bests.
Are there any good ways of measuring personal bests in terms of pooping? For example is there a toilet that can measure the volume or weight of excrement? If not, should you poop on cardboard and weigh it on a kitchen or postal scale?
Weigh yourself pre-poop.
Weigh yourself post-poop.
Take the difference in the two numbers.
TheAssMan wrote:
Weigh yourself pre-poop.
Weigh yourself post-poop.
Take the difference in the two numbers.
I love this idea! So much more convenient than taking my poop inside the local post office! Thank you!
There's really only 3 measures: 1) normal, 2) almost stuffed...allows just enough water to flow w/o overfilling the bowl, and 3) stuffed....you slowly and agonizingly pray to the old gods and the new, only to realize the fecal infested water will soon breach the top of the bowl, and an arduous cleaning adventure awaits.
What about measuring for length? it can be a bit tricky as poops often are curved. I suppose using a piece of sting to lay along the length of the log and then measuring the string may be an effective means…
I think it is well established that poop is best measured in Courics. A Couric is roughly 2.5 pounds, I believe.
S Park wrote:
I think it is well established that poop is best measured in Courics. A Couric is roughly 2.5 pounds, I believe.
This is so interesting. thank you! I not only feel enlightened, I am also inspired to go for a new PB!