You are way too generous with HooliVan. "1 in millions odds for all these variables to work."
Has no one ever estimated those odds?
1) She ate the offal burrito: 1 in 4 - all she "proved" was that is was greasy ("possible") - 0.25
2) Uncastrated boar in the offal: "far less than 1 in 10000" ("improbable") - 0.5 x 1E-4
3) Such high androgen: "highly improbable" - 1E-5
4) So much nandrolone: also "improbable" - 0.5 x 1E-4
5) Inconsistent CIR - worse than "highly improbable" - 1E-6
All of the above to have worked at the same time:
0.25 x 0.5E-4 x 1E-5 x 0.5E-4 x 1E-6 = 6.25E-21
That is a chance of 6 in a sextillion.
Rounded to 1E-20: a chance of 0.00000000000000000001.