Welcome to the MIAC 2024 Track Showdown!
Alright folks, as we bid adieu to the Ole XC season (and its soap opera-worthy drama), it's time to lace up for some track action. And what better way to kick things off than with a bit of friendly banter and bold predictions on our brand-new forum dedicated to this year's track antics! I know I already made predictions, but here is an updated version for the new thread.
Indoor Track Predictions (Disclaimer: Not to be taken as seriously as Coach Power takes his clipboard)
Team Title:
St. John's - Clearly ate their Wheaties.
Bethel - Strong, but might just miss the top spot by a hair.
Gustavus - The dark horse, or should we say, the sneaky Gustie?
800m Dash of Glory:
Top 13 from the outdoor list are back, making this more crowded than a St. Olaf strategy meeting.
Allen (St. John's) - Leading the pack like he's got a sale at REI.
Clausing (St. John's) - Right on Allen's heels, witerawy.
Meier (Carleton) - The silent assassin.
1000m - The Quick Sprint (or as St. Olaf calls it, "0.6 miles"):
Allen (St. John's) - Is there anything this guy can't do?
Llewelyn (Carleton) - Carleton's secret weapon.
Ash (Carleton) - Ash by name, lightning by nature.
Mile - YEEEEeAAAH
(Assuming Boone gets steezy on the slopes)
Gabe (Carleton) - If he runs as well as W RIZZ.
Bati (Augsburg) - The man, the myth, the legend.
3a. Tucker (Gustavus) - hey whats up baby, names Tucker.
3b. Allen (St. John's) - Goes for the Hat Trick.
3000m - AKA "YALL Cant even beat Carter's Steeple Time LOL get REckD":
Bati (Augsburg) - More consistent than Coach Power's coaching.
Carter (St. John's) - Might just Lloyd up the podium.
Bowman (Carleton) - Sneaking in like a ninja.
5000m - The 'Netflix Marathon' Event:
Bati (Augsburg) - Does this guy ever get tired?
Bocovich (St. Olaf) - St. Olaf's only hope is to get Logan to transfer back.
Lloyd (St. John's) - Ready to Lloyd over the competition.
DMR - AKA 'Relay' the Message:
St. John's and Carleton looking sharper than Coach Power's hair on picture day.
Gustavus might sneak in like they sneaked into the cafeteria's dessert section.
St. Olaf - ready to mix it up with a random assortment of guys.
The fifth spot is as unpredictable as Coach Power's race strategies.
PS: I like to poopy in my pants
