It's official: Jakob Ingebrigtsen & Elisabeth Asserson have married

I almost cared.

Ladies?

Jakob, that grin on your face is priceless. Enjoy it why you can, trust me buddy.

Let me introduce you to the most famous thread in letsrun history:

Beautiful!

And yet you more than almost posted about it.

I meant I almost cried.

I bet you would have cared a lot more if he had married Keely Hodgkinson.

Jakob Asserson

Fixed!

I know, I was there.

I normally think Norwegians are attractive but … if I speak, I’m big trouble.

Congrats to the lovebirds anyway!

Jakob could go bowling and LRC would report on it. Congrats to them

Ha. Doubt she'd marry him.

Warholm not invited?

If somebody runs fast the simpletons are either going to start a doping thread or desperately alter an existing thread into a doping thread.

Neither version is news. Countless people post here who would be given the boot anywhere else. They contribute nothing. The administrators have made the decision to allow them to stick around. But naturally there are limits. Those guys are like golfers who have taken 1493 shots and yet to complete 11 holes. When it reaches dusk you're got to take them by the arm and escort toward their bicycle.

I despise all of you disgusting, gossipy cretins. You will always be the scum of the earth, don't forget that.