What happened to 4:02 marathon post? I think it was a hoax that was exposed from this thread. I think this thread may be a hoax as well but with nothing to do during the 89 hours of the freezing ice in D/FW it's been entertaining.
I see those A$$holes ever race standing in the A group behind the elites .Easy to spot the 4 hour plus people standing there with their cellphones in hand taking selfies and wearing hydration packs .
When someone says they finished A Marathon, I can usually look at them and have a General Idea of their time, But to be nice I say what was your time? If they say 6 Hours, I act like I am Impressed and say WOW, that is a Lot of hours to be Running, It is a Little phony on my part, but they are happy with my response and I did not create bad vibes with that person, If I had answered well The Men's World Record is 2:01.09 And The Women's Record is 2:14.08 To Me, I would be acting like a Jerk, and that Person will feel I put them down,, Sometimes it is better to be phony, so you do not make a person feel bad, I did not lie to them 6 Hours is a Long time to be running/working out etc
I've heard this (apparently true) story about Bill Rodgers:
This was in Bill's heyday when he was rightly considered one of the world's best. A nonrunner met him at some function and learned he was a top marathoner.
"Oh, hey, here, meet my buddy, he runs marathons too, he does them in four hours!" The buddy, who is fully aware of who Bill Rodgers is and knows the relative value of a four-hour time, is deeply embarrassed.
Rodgers turns to him and says, "Wow, you can run for four hours?!?"
I was at my High School reunion one year. This girl I know who just got married was running around telling everyone that he is a marathon runner. I told her that him and I should get together now and then for a run. Now almost everyone in my High School class still remembers me. She told me that she didn't think I could keep up with him because he had just done a 4:46 marathon. I said you're right I probably couldn't and went to get another drink.
“Him and I should …”: intelligence equivalent of a 5-hour marathon.
Well, HR finally allowed my coworker to return to work after being forced to work from home for the past couple of months. But unfortunately, I fear she has NOT learned her lesson.
Things had been going smoothly for the past couple weeks with her back in the office, but then this morning someone happened to bring up the Boston marathon and I chimed in that "you actually need to run a certain time to qualify for THAT race" and did this kind of running-in-place dance while I said it.
My coworker turned beet red, screamed something intelligible, and in a frenzy, she bent down to take off one of her high-heeled shoes (presumably to attack me with) but slipped and fell and pulled her left hammy. It was quite the scene, her rolling around on the floor, grabbing her hammy, and making all sorts of outrageous and depraved threats against my wellbeing.
Some people just need to learn how to interact with others. Oh well, it's HR's problem to deal with.
Holy smokes, some people on here (no surprise) need to learn some social skills.
A co-worker says they ran a marathon, and are pretty excited about it. As a runner, you probably would have already known if this person was a serious runner. It seems pretty clear that OP knew she wasn't, which means that simply running and finishing the marathon was likely to be a big deal (aka, a win) for her. Shifting the conversation abruptly from finishing to "how fast" implicitly diminishes her accomplishment of finishing.
An alternative response could have conveyed interest and enthusiasm while still getting the information you wanted: "Congratulations, that's really cool! Was it your first? Did you like the course? How was the weather? What was your time?"
There is a near zero chance the majority of social retards on this site understand anything approaching social skills. If you took a random sampling of 100 of them you'd have 45 incels, 53 autistics, and 2 normal people.
There is a near zero chance the majority of social retards on this site understand anything approaching social skills. If you took a random sampling of 100 of them you'd have 45 incels, 53 autistics, and 2 normal people.
Do you think people who do not have sexual intercourse regularly are bad people?
Do you think autistic people are bad people?
Looks like YOU need to learn some social skills. It looks like YOU have a little bit more to learn about your fellow man.
Well, HR finally allowed my coworker to return to work after being forced to work from home for the past couple of months. But unfortunately, I fear she has NOT learned her lesson.
Things had been going smoothly for the past couple weeks with her back in the office, but then this morning someone happened to bring up the Boston marathon and I chimed in that "you actually need to run a certain time to qualify for THAT race" and did this kind of running-in-place dance while I said it.
My coworker turned beet red, screamed something intelligible, and in a frenzy, she bent down to take off one of her high-heeled shoes (presumably to attack me with) but slipped and fell and pulled her left hammy. It was quite the scene, her rolling around on the floor, grabbing her hammy, and making all sorts of outrageous and depraved threats against my wellbeing.
Some people just need to learn how to interact with others. Oh well, it's HR's problem to deal with.
You’re an almighty boring dolt.
If you’re going waste so much time writing fiction that no one believes, at least make it entertaining or witty.
Well, HR finally allowed my coworker to return to work after being forced to work from home for the past couple of months. But unfortunately, I fear she has NOT learned her lesson.
Things had been going smoothly for the past couple weeks with her back in the office, but then this morning someone happened to bring up the Boston marathon and I chimed in that "you actually need to run a certain time to qualify for THAT race" and did this kind of running-in-place dance while I said it.
My coworker turned beet red, screamed something intelligible, and in a frenzy, she bent down to take off one of her high-heeled shoes (presumably to attack me with) but slipped and fell and pulled her left hammy. It was quite the scene, her rolling around on the floor, grabbing her hammy, and making all sorts of outrageous and depraved threats against my wellbeing.
Some people just need to learn how to interact with others. Oh well, it's HR's problem to deal with.
you're STILL dragging this humorless turd up 2 months later? ? ?
If you want your 'true' stories to sound even halfway believable, try using a natural relaxed conversational style rather than the 'Conservative trying to tell a joke while taking a poop' tone that you've assumed here.
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