What happened to 4:02 marathon post? I think it was a hoax that was exposed from this thread. I think this thread may be a hoax as well but with nothing to do during the 89 hours of the freezing ice in D/FW it's been entertaining.
I see those A$$holes ever race standing in the A group behind the elites .Easy to spot the 4 hour plus people standing there with their cellphones in hand taking selfies and wearing hydration packs .
I've heard this (apparently true) story about Bill Rodgers:
This was in Bill's heyday when he was rightly considered one of the world's best. A nonrunner met him at some function and learned he was a top marathoner.
"Oh, hey, here, meet my buddy, he runs marathons too, he does them in four hours!" The buddy, who is fully aware of who Bill Rodgers is and knows the relative value of a four-hour time, is deeply embarrassed.
Rodgers turns to him and says, "Wow, you can run for four hours?!?"
Well, HR finally allowed my coworker to return to work after being forced to work from home for the past couple of months. But unfortunately, I fear she has NOT learned her lesson.
Things had been going smoothly for the past couple weeks with her back in the office, but then this morning someone happened to bring up the Boston marathon and I chimed in that "you actually need to run a certain time to qualify for THAT race" and did this kind of running-in-place dance while I said it.
My coworker turned beet red, screamed something intelligible, and in a frenzy, she bent down to take off one of her high-heeled shoes (presumably to attack me with) but slipped and fell and pulled her left hammy. It was quite the scene, her rolling around on the floor, grabbing her hammy, and making all sorts of outrageous and depraved threats against my wellbeing.
Some people just need to learn how to interact with others. Oh well, it's HR's problem to deal with.
There is a near zero chance the majority of social retards on this site understand anything approaching social skills. If you took a random sampling of 100 of them you'd have 45 incels, 53 autistics, and 2 normal people.
Well, HR finally allowed my coworker to return to work after being forced to work from home for the past couple of months. But unfortunately, I fear she has NOT learned her lesson.
Things had been going smoothly for the past couple weeks with her back in the office, but then this morning someone happened to bring up the Boston marathon and I chimed in that "you actually need to run a certain time to qualify for THAT race" and did this kind of running-in-place dance while I said it.
My coworker turned beet red, screamed something intelligible, and in a frenzy, she bent down to take off one of her high-heeled shoes (presumably to attack me with) but slipped and fell and pulled her left hammy. It was quite the scene, her rolling around on the floor, grabbing her hammy, and making all sorts of outrageous and depraved threats against my wellbeing.
Some people just need to learn how to interact with others. Oh well, it's HR's problem to deal with.
you're STILL dragging this humorless turd up 2 months later? ? ?
If you want your 'true' stories to sound even halfway believable, try using a natural relaxed conversational style rather than the 'Conservative trying to tell a joke while taking a poop' tone that you've assumed here.