Official 2022 Monkeypox Pandemic Thread

Just as I predicted, the onslaught of propaganda is in full effect. The fear porn never ends.

Yep, get ready for the second round. I fell for the first one- not this time.

Good stuff! Never pay heed to Fauci, the WHO, the CDC and especially to that population reductionist, Bill "pedo island" Gates.

Just in time for another round of mail-in ballots.

It was first detected in macaques in the 1950s.

It's been around. It's killed many people mostly in Nigeria and Congo. It's a close relative of smallpox. Smallpox vaccine confers some resistance which is probably why all detected cases right now are people under 40 (smallpox vaccination ended about 45 years ago). They have treatments for it. In the current outbreak so far no one has been hospitalized except for isolation purposes (not for medical purposes).

In the current outbreak all cases are men, most of whom have sex with men.

You know there's elites salivating such as Fraudchi who hope this thing gets outs of control so they can lockdown, "vaccinate, " reset institutional control of the people and benefit personally at the expense of many suffering. They know the covid charade is waning and growing old fast. I put the word vaccinate in quote marks because they had to change the definition of vaccine for the covid shots.

They are still pushing Covid fear and vaccines real hard.

You have to be fully jabbed to compete at the US trials.

Had to have been fully jabbed to run the Boston Marathon.

Ignores the fact that the current variant of Covid is rather harmless, the existence of natural immunity, the fact that the Jab does not prevent transmission, and does not allow a negative test in place of the jab.

So much for follow the science

Ok boomer

Not sure why you are worried about people having to be vaxed to be in a Track meet or marathon. It doesn't have anything to do with you. You're not a doctor or do you have any expertise for even being involved.

I Like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for five cents a pieace. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was too embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius.!

Blood libel is a very old anti-Jewish conspiracy theory. It originates with the Roman accusation the Jews use children's blood to make bread.

Just so you know what you are agreeing with.

Exactly. Every government and medical expert has said it's not of major concern.

Right-wingers: "OMG NOT ANOTHER SCAMDEMIC"

They then claim elites are going to eat your babies while claiming everyone else is sensational.

Sorry, Joe Biden literally said this. They're actually trying to make this a thing.

theguardian.com

Biden says ‘everybody’ should be concerned about spread of monkeypox

https://www.theguardian.com/profile/ramon-antonio-vargas

National security adviser assures public that the US has a ‘vaccine that is relevant to treating’ virus

Link:www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/2...

The OP of this thread is so dense that he doesn’t understand what a “pandemic” is.