Sam Parsons has at least 4 tweets dedicated to reminding everyone he is pro and how terrible this is for pro runners and how can pro runners to do this and this ruins it for pro runners.
Sam Parsons has at least 4 tweets dedicated to reminding everyone he is pro and how terrible this is for pro runners and how can pro runners to do this and this ruins it for pro runners.
How simple to avoid this sticky situation: leave the track bathrooms open during the day.
If there was a locked bathroom, that changes things. It doesn't make it right, but severely drops the level of offense. Can anyone confirm if this is the case?
Total nonsense. So someone can take a dump in the middle of a residential street and not get charged by arguing there were no unlocked bathrooms around? Some speedster can take a dump in the Grand Canyon because they bathrooms are not opened? I can confirm that is not the case for you.
This has all the aspects of some initiation ritual for the Track Club. You know, like "to get in, you have to take a dump on the starting line" kind of thing. If people are desperate enough to be included, it's a bonding thing, like a fraternity.
If there was a locked bathroom, that changes things. It doesn't make it right, but severely drops the level of offense.
Total nonsense. So someone can take a dump in the middle of a residential street and not get charged by arguing there were no unlocked bathrooms around?
No, they're just saying it's understandable. Like, I took dumps in wooded areas near houses growing up because I lived in a gated community and there were literally no restrooms available for miles. No one ever found me, because like I mentioned earlier, I'm smart about it. But if someone did walk up on me squatting behind a bush, I'd explain my situation and ask them what they'd like me to do in the future. Now they're the one in a pickle without any good options, and they'll understand my situation.
Just stop with the burrito comments unless you have something genuinely funny to add. It's been done multiple times, and much better.
Yeah dude, one thing I know about runners and immature guys in general, it's that they cannot tell the difference between hearing a funny joke and repeating that same joke over and over to the same audience. It registers as the same thing to them. Funny line in a movie? They think they are being funny by repeating the line all day long out of context. We are going to hear shoehorned-in burrito jokes until something else becomes the new default joke. Supershoe jokes eventually died out, so take heart.
If I had a nickel for every time I did this, I wouldn't be posting right now because I'd be constantly counting nickels.Oh, this is the only reason I'm asking:http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Ya...