I love that an indoctrinated person just comes in and spouts all the manufacturer's health claims in a single sentence before launching off into advice about where and how to buy essential oils.
"Hey guys, I'm a little skeptical of covering my body in 1000 leaches. Is this legit?"
"Covering Your Body in 1000 Leaches has many health benefits: reduces toxicity, prevents aging, cures blood diseases like HIV. Be sure to find a reputable leech breeder. Choose a leech farm that smells so bad you gag. If the leeches are inexpensive, that's a sign they are low-quality."