Since the "you might be a runner if..." thread went good and was hilarious to read lets start a "you might not be a runner if..." thread.
If possible can you keep a continuos list going. so we have one long list at the end. Thanks
Someone else had started this in the other threadand a couple of these are from that.
"YOU MIGHT NOT BE A RUNNER IF..."
-You run with a cell phone (I have seen this)
-You have never heard "Run Forest Run!"
-You actually enjoy watch baseball
-You think golf is a sport
-You have never heard "you run 10 miles, I can't even drive that far"
-You read Runners World
-You are fat