Did I just receive a sign from God that Joshua Cheptegei is going to break Daniel Komen's 3000 WR?

When he runs 7:25 you'll say that's a 7:32 without the shoes and lights.

Rojo, this science stuff is easy enough to understand, even for a world famous Princeton economist. You can look up"circadas" on that google spying and thought control thingy and it will tell you there are not millions of circadss in our yard. In fact only a few thousand in all of Baltimore. Don't worry, they're coming as soon as it warms up there will be a ton circadas in your basement and you'll be wshing those damn raccoons re back! A ton!

This is Jim Kiler wrote:

Funny how cicadas arrive every 17 years? I lived in the Midwest for 40+ years, and they were there every year.

That's because there's several other species and stragglers happen yearly.

Harambe wrote:

rojo wrote:

Imagine being in the ground for 17 years and you get out expecting to have 300,000 hotties to choose from to mate with and no one is there to mate with. He clearly didn't come out to mate. He came out to watch the Cheptegei race. Why in the world would he come out to watch it if the record wasn't going to be broken?

This is good stuff. Made me smile, Rojo

You think he's joking? Look at his face. I know that look. I've seen that look before. Missionary Zeal is what that is.

On the other hand the cicada was sitting in the exact position a newspaper would be lying in if thrown from a 14 year old boy while riding a bicycle. Therefore it is equally possible that this is a sign from God that:

1) Rojo should subscribe to a newspaper

2) Rojo is the personification of a 14 year old boy

3) Rojo needs to ride a bicycle.

It could even be a punishment from God if Rojo were to discover he had a latent talent while riding the bicycle and would have been a Tour de France contender in his youth, but, alas, those days have passed.

Dudes on the spectrum..no doubt about it.

"Did I just receive a sign from God that Joshua Cheptegei is going to break Daniel Komen's 3000 WR?"

Well, there's actually no "G-d," so no.

Petterss wrote:

What is crazy when you think about it is that even pace for 7:20.67 is something like 4:53.78 for 2000m, which is not far off what I would expect Joshua to be able to run for 2000m.

As I was saying. But of course I was relying on human intelligence and did not have access to the divine omniscience that Rojo did.

Tommy2Nutz wrote:

Dudes on the spectrum..no doubt about it.

He was verbally and emotionally abused as a child

rojo wrote:

Folks. I had vowed not to work from home tonight and spend it with the family but I had to break my vow. I had to go live on twitter to reoprt the following to the world.

If this isn't a sign, I don't know what else is.

https://twitter.com/letsrundotcom/status/1394815005263007747

I can't wait for tmw.

Yes Rojo that was a sign from Me. You have always been my favorite brother. We have special ways of communicating that many others would not understand.

But I am not pleased that you bragged about my communication with you. I will communicate with you again, but you must not tell anyone.

Don't disobey me on this or I will go old testament on you!

Rojo is starting to develop G Dubya mouth as he gets older.

Rojo,

My sign from god was more promising than your sign from god.

Post is deleted. I predicted 7:26.3 based on "the sign". That is all.

Thanks,

FotD

Have you seen another cicada yet?

rojo wrote:

Folks. I had vowed not to work from home tonight and spend it with the family but I had to break my vow. I had to go live on twitter to reoprt the following to the world.

If this isn't a sign, I don't know what else is.

https://twitter.com/letsrundotcom/status/1394815005263007747

I can't wait for tmw.

I don’t understand, what does seeing a cicada have anything to do with the 3000m world record?

Petterss wrote:

There is a better chance you will now be committed to a psychiatric facility than Joshua breaking the 3000m record. 😅

Bruh lol

Rojo Bot wrote:

rojo wrote:

Folks. I had vowed not to work from home tonight and spend it with the family but I had to break my vow. I had to go live on twitter to reoprt the following to the world.

If this isn't a sign, I don't know what else is.

https://twitter.com/letsrundotcom/status/1394815005263007747

I can't wait for tmw.

I don’t understand, what does seeing a cicada have anything to do with the 3000m world record?

It’s like me saying, “I saw a single dollar bill on the ground. Tomorrow the bowling world record will be beaten.”

See what I mean?

7.33. I guess this thread might be offered as proof there is no God.

Armstronglivs wrote:

7.33. I guess this thread might be offered as proof there is no God.

You would be incorrect. We just didn't read the signs right.

Weldon was at the Texas vs NY Yankees game when a no hitter was thrown. That's what the cicada was trying to tell me. Big baseball game. I knew it was a big sporting event but just got the event wrong due to the language barrier.

Rojo’s bug eyed face looks like a rubber mask that a bank robber would wear.