Ex-D1 P5 wrote:
It's no surprise that this would be super confusing for LRBF, but us adults have an easy time selecting the "cold" setting on the washer and air drying any and all run gear. This is really for people who aren't stuck using the microwave exclusively in cooking meals. I'm sure you look adorable in your ratty nylon gear when you show up at the Friday backyard rasslin' party.
What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Le Cordon Bleu, and I've been involved in numerous secret kitchen pop ups in France, and I have over 300 confirmed ortolans served. I am trained in reverse searing and I'm the top tenderizer in the entire US kitchen services. You are nothing to me but just another sous chef. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that s*it to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can chiffonade in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in knife sharpening, but I have access to the entire arsenal of MAC kitchen knives and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *ss off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.
Joking aside. I use my microwave about once a month and love to cook. Sure, I have fancy clothes that I air dry and take good care of. But spending that time on running clothes isn't worth it to me. They're going to wear down eventually when you run almost every day and even twice a day.