This might seem like a joke but I assure you this is 100% real.
Ten years ago when I was a freshman playing sports at a D1 college (not XC/TF) I was in the shower facing away from the rest of the people in the shower. All of the sudden I felt something warm on my leg; I turned around and saw one of my older teammates peeing on my leg. My instant reaction was to throw my shampoo at him, but ultimately it made me feel very mentally and emotionally isolated from the rest of the team since several of them were laughing along at the situation.
I don't often think about this, but as time passes it feels even weirder and more perverted in retrospect. I'm not interested in pursuing this and ruining this kid's life (he's from Kansas his life probably sucks enough as is), but was this sexual harassment/assault?