What is the TRASHIEST thing you do?

Just wow... wrote:

I'll shop at the Dollar Tree occasionally.

+1, guilty. It would be The Trashiest though, to work there.

Buy clothes at Walmart.

Sometimes, i talk ghetto like Snoop Dogg even though I'm a middle aged white suburbanite and don't know what some of the words mean.

do you fondle their balls too?

shame___ wrote:

Have done:

- Jerked off in a church bathroom. (I was alone in the church if that makes it any better.)

Do:

- Watch some pretty embarrassing porn on a regular basis

- Don't brush my teeth before going to bed

Son dont worry confess up and you will be forgiven. Dont worry it must have flushed down the toilet nicely and you didnt hurt anything. However it is kind of repulsive and disgusting son so you should go to confession and confess (and ideally at the same church) to get it off your chest. Reading the news though nowadays I wonder if you'll be accepted wholeheartedly into the parish. I dont think your much different from most humans though even though was you did was sacriligous even if in el banyo. We all need a release in different ways - my point being you are not abnormal. Just weird.

Oh yeah, and instead of paying the nominal fee for trash removal service like the rest of my neighbors, I'll load it up in the back of my SUV once a week and take it to the dumpster behind my office before I go to work. That's literally TRASHY.

date women with tattoos

Trashy wrote:

I don't pick up my dog's poop on walks if no one is looking

I will be pissed if I step on your dogs poop while I'm running. Kick it off to the side please!

FarOutMan wrote:

Just wow... wrote:

I'll shop at the Dollar Tree occasionally.

+1, guilty. It would be The Trashiest though, to work there.

Buy clothes at Walmart.

Sometimes, i talk ghetto like Snoop Dogg even though I'm a middle aged white suburbanite and don't know what some of the words mean.

Incidentally, I wear those generic glasses that you can get at the supermarket or drug store that give a little magnification, which cost around $15-$20...Well, I just discovered that you can get them at the Dollar Tree for...You guessed it...ONE DOLLAR!!!

Just wow... wrote:

Oh yeah, and instead of paying the nominal fee for trash removal service like the rest of my neighbors, I'll load it up in the back of my SUV once a week and take it to the dumpster behind my office before I go to work. That's literally TRASHY.

I worked with a guy that did that. He took things up a notch on the cheapness scale when he said he tried to time it to take his daily sh*t on company time and his daily shower st the gym, instead of at home. He also took home office supplies, would look through the company lost and found and "claim" stuff, peek in dumpsters on the way home from work and help himself to others sodas and snacks in the common area fridge (allegedly).

OMG , John Gault right?

Say I'm going to break the marathon world record and then drop out at 20k.

Not in the sink???

I cruise the beachfront for 18 year old US Navy sailor boys.

Lots of good responses but this one made me laugh out loud.

Axe L wrote:

I use Axe Body Spray and drive a Pontiac.

1. Listen to Kid Rock

2. Use McDonald's coupons

3. Eat Pop-Tarts

4. Black & Milds

When I was 14, my parents left town for a weekend to go visit friends in Green Bay. My sister, who was 16 at the time, raided the liquor cabinet but ended up just getting drunk on strawberry wine coolers. She passed out, and I felt her boobs repeatedly and thoroughly, both over the bra, and then under the bra when I saw she was good and passed out. I'm embarrassed to admit that.

I used to stay with my grandparents a lot. I would take my grandpa's old NAPA calendars and jerk off in their basement or in the root cellar.

Bowhunting is my biggest hobby.

I make knives.

I've been shot while hunting and still have a buckshot in my femur, I have to get my blood tested for lead several times a year.

I blew a .316 BAC in college...community college, that is. I drank 16 "3 Wiseman." (Horrible drink) Resulted in a public drunkenness charge.

I drink tons and tons of mountain dew. 1 liter every day on avg.

I lounge around the house in sweatpants most of the time.

I buy the cheap $3 wine at walmart (also shop at walmart, it's cheap and convenient).

I buy large blocks of cheese, and use a designated "cheese knife" to cut thin slices that I snack on throughout the day. Sometimes I eat 1lb of it in one night.

I love jack-in-the-box tacos. 2 for $1 can't be beat. I can run a 10 miler and then eat 12 of them.

I eat at panda express and use the survey on the receipt for a free entree.

I drive a car that is 30 years old.

I also make 6 figures so I don't need to be so cheap, but I am.

sub 16 5k wrote:

I drink tons and tons of mountain dew. 1 liter every day on avg.

I lounge around the house in sweatpants most of the time.

I buy the cheap $3 wine at walmart (also shop at walmart, it's cheap and convenient).

I buy large blocks of cheese, and use a designated "cheese knife" to cut thin slices that I snack on throughout the day. Sometimes I eat 1lb of it in one night.

I love jack-in-the-box tacos. 2 for $1 can't be beat. I can run a 10 miler and then eat 12 of them.

I eat at panda express and use the survey on the receipt for a free entree.

I drive a car that is 30 years old.

I also make 6 figures so I don't need to be so cheap, but I am.

Trashy? No, you are an American hero, making this country gteat again. Gawdbless!

Mustang Sally wrote:

Lots of good responses but this one made me laugh out loud.

Axe L wrote:

I use Axe Body Spray and drive a Pontiac.

+1

FarOutMan wrote:

. He also took home office supplies, .

Everybody takes home office supplies.