Squid wrote:
Not sure about the whole song, but I just can't get this lyric out of my head "I'm a cold Italian pizza/I could use a lemon squeezer/Would you do?"
Bonus letsrun points for naming song name and band.
Rolling Stones, of course, Monkey Man, from the album "Let it Bleed"...we all need, some one, we can cream on...I'm surprised there aren't more Stones tunes mentioned, demographics, I guess, sigh.
Muscrat Love - Captain & Teniel
Squid wrote:
Not sure about the whole song, but I just can't get this lyric out of my head "I'm a cold Italian pizza/I could use a lemon squeezer/Would you do?"
Bonus letsrun points for naming song name and band.
Monkey Man by the Stones.
Closer
Tonight's The Night- Rod Stewart
C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Pillow Talk by Sylvia......a blast from the past. Go to You Tube and watch her sing the song on that old 70's Soul Train. Check out how everyone was wearing the big Afros. it brought back thoughts of Dr.J and Artis Gilmore.
Huck Finn wrote:
Most of these songs aren't very "suggestive" they're more explicit.
Just a thought.
I said that already.
gimme that nut
"cause in some p@ssy is the place to be, always f*cking is the life for me, spread them legs open far and wide, f*** this sh*t just let me put my d*ck inside"
i think the worst line ever in a song is by brother lynch, i believe it goes
"ive been dreaming of eating bloody p*ssy clit since i was six"
how about 'sUck on my choclate salty balls' by Chef from Southpark?
afternoon delight
"Roll it Over" by Derek and the Dominoes
By eric clapton and bobby whitlock
Go down easy and let me take my time.
Go down easy and let me take my time.
Rock me slow till I lose my mind.
Roll it over, lets take it from behind.
Roll it over, lets take it from behind.
Its only love, God knows it aint no crime.
You dont know how much it means to be here in your arms.
Roll it over.
Roll it over.
The Chaos medley; bits and pieces of most of the best:
Eleanor gee I think you're SWELL
And you really DO me well
You're my PRIDE and JOY et cetera
Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney
Written by William D.Hardy, Billy Moore, Jr.
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney,
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
When he came last year
There he was in middle of the chimney
Roly-poly, fat and round
There he was in middle of the chimney
Not quite up and not quite down
Santa please come back to my chimney
Back to my chimney, back
Santa please come back to my chimney
You can come back here.
Cause baby, made a brand new chimney
Just for you this year!
Santa, come on back!
"All My Life" by Foo Fighters is, at least in part, about cunnilingus.
Big Balls by AC/DC
Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Whip It by Devo
"The Humming Song" Martin Mull, he hums all of the dirty parts.
Last night I took you home
And we began to hmmmmmm
Hmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmm
Hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm only seventeen
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm leather skirts
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm rubber shirts
Hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
And jars of Vaseline
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmm mmm
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm pick up the soap
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmm mmm
Mayonaisse and rope
Then from the chandelier
The three of us did hmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmm
Hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hospital for life
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm whips and chains
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm Great Danes
Hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
Your wife.
"Je T'Aime ... Moi Non Plus" by Gainsbourg & Birkin, written originally for Bardot by Gainsbourg, banned by the BBC which guaranteed its success!
"Voices Of Spring Waltz" by Johann Strauss Jr.
Especially as arranged for female voice, i.e. Kathleen Battle.
BIG pulsating finish too, sustained on and on.
Sometimes I can make 'em sing like that.
"Spring" indeed !
malmo wrote:
"The Humming Song" Martin Mull, he hums all of the dirty parts.
Last night I took you home
And we began to hmmmmmm
Hmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmm
Hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm only seventeen
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm leather skirts
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm rubber shirts
Hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
And jars of Vaseline
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmm mmm
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm pick up the soap
Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmm mmm
Mayonaisse and rope
Then from the chandelier
The three of us did hmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmm
Hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hospital for life
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm whips and chains
Hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm Great Danes
Hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
Your wife.
did you get that from? that is effinn hilarious.
Martin Mull is a seriously underrated comedian.