Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Lt Kaffee wrote:

The people of Letsrun v. Accused:

You think this thread is funny?

No it's tragic.

Do you have an answer to the ?

Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to run negative splits. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the training habits of anyone including myself. What I do know is that he was at the finish line at 03:11. Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Photographs and base training? Please tell me that you have something more. Please tell me you haven't pinned your hopes to a lack of photos or gps data.

Sit down I haven't dismissed you.

DJ

What?

DJ it's my title I believe I've earned it.

When you ran that marathon any chance you went off course by accident?

No

Any chance everyone else went off course and only you were on the right course?

No

Any chance you missed a turn on that course?

You ever try to so a tv show and have to play dumb next to Kelly Ripa?

No

You ever spin records at a Jersey shore wedding?

No

You ever introduce a fat ugly bride who is 8 months pregnant as the beautiful whatever her name is?

No

You ever try to stay out of wedding photos for a 3 hour reception?

No

You ever try to spin records and keep moving over a 3 hour reception?

No

It can't be done without years of training, DJ training, even then you have to take breaks no one can keep moving for over 3 hours straight steady, you have to know how to take a discrete break during the father daughter dance etc.

Discretion?

That discretion is not possible without years of training at weddings and sleeping In every day something you can't do

You ever dance with the first wife mother in law and put your ass in her hands for the sake of a smooth wedding reception?

No

We spin records son. We spin records all night long or people have bad weddings.

It's that simple are we clear? Are we clear?

Yes

Crystal

I have just one more question

When you said someone can't stay out of photos without years of training at weddings you meant that?

Yes I meant that

And that would be true for marathons too?

Yes I have selfies at the start and finish.

That's not what you said.

I know what I said

You said it's not posible to stay out of photographs for 3 hours straight, not possible to keep moving for 3 hours straight.

I recall what I said you snotty little jerk.

The court will wait for an answer to the question.

You didn't train to qualify and when the time wasn't there for you and the going got rough you cut the course

I want answers.

You want answers?

I want the truth

You don't have to answer that question sir

I'll answer the question

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has weddings with fat chicks and those weddings have to be guarded by men with guts. And marathons with team in training fat chicks and the elites need a buffer between them. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Kenny? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for The principal and last runner out and you curse the DJs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Dancing with fat chicks like Kenny's girlfriend, while tragic, probably saveslives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that track You need me on that road you need an emotional buffer of men like me to keep you from team in training dat chicks. Without me you finish 1 and 2 in front of a fat chick placing 3rd. We use words like "sneakers", "team in training" "hope" and "charity". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a microphone and try some karaoke and then try to train for a BQ in the morning. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Did you cut that reception short?

I did the job that—-

Did you cut that reception short?

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!

Mike is watching us! wrote:

I just checked out facebook, and look what Mike put up for his cover photo:

http://imgur.com/sUhuk3k

I don\\\'t know if this is a taunt or a confession or a little of each, but I have to admit it\\\'s funny in a pathetic loser sort of way. Loser in that he is obsessed with a thread in which he is rightfully declared a cheater, loser and piece of $hit, to the point that he spends lots of time posting on various names. For example, I am convinced that \\\"fact guy\\\" is Mike, as well as all of the posts of the \\\"its over, move on\\\" vein. I doubt any friends would come here and go to bat for him. This is his own lonely, losing battle, and really pathetic that he spends this much time at it. Pathetic for me, too, but I\\\'m not ignoring more important stuff while I do this.

Mike Rossi, you are a cheater and a scumbag, and you will never convince anybody otherwise. Barb McKeever is an idiot, too.

Mike is watching us! wrote:

I just checked out facebook, and look what Mike put up for his cover photo:

http://imgur.com/sUhuk3k

I don't know if this is a taunt or a confession or a little of each, but I have to admit it's funny in a pathetic loser sort of way. Loser in that he is obsessed with a thread in which he is rightfully declared a cheater, loser and piece of $hit, to the point that he spends lots of time posting on various names. For example, I am convinced that "fact guy" is Mike, as well as all of the posts of the "its over, move on" vein. I doubt any friends would come here and go to bat for him. This is his own lonely, losing battle, and really pathetic that he spends this much time at it. Pathetic for me, too, but I'm not ignoring more important stuff while I do this.

Mike Rossi, you are a cheater and a scumbag, and you will never convince anybody otherwise. Barb McKeever is an idiot, too.

Mike is watching us! wrote:

I just checked out facebook, and look what Mike put up for his cover photo:

http://imgur.com/sUhuk3k

I don't know if this is a taunt or a confession or a little of each, but I have to admit it's funny in a pathetic loser sort of way. Loser in that he is obsessed with a thread in which he is rightfully declared a cheater, loser and piece of $hit, to the point that he spends lots of time posting on various names. For example, I am convinced that "fact guy" is Mike, as well as all of the posts of the "its over, move on" vein. I doubt any friends would come here and go to bat for him. This is his own lonely, losing battle, and really pathetic that he spends this much time at it. Pathetic for me, too, but I'm not ignoring more important stuff while I do this.

Mike Rossi, you are a cheater and a scumbag, and you will never convince anybody otherwise. Barb McKeever is an idiot, too.