Sorry you are having such a bad life. College is great but it is 4 years while your working life is 40. You sound like one of thise guys who sits around reminiscing about high school.
I mean, this is the state currently of Seth’s defenders. It’s gone from “he’s completely innocent” to “he had beers before a race” to “his car was used in a hit and run” to “so what if he did, there was so performance benefit” to “so what if he did, so did a lot of pros”, with a hilarious detour of his own Mom crashing out on IG in the comments of a student newspaper.
It’s an absolute clown ass gong show through and through, and if this is where they’re at, their back is seconds away from breaking. God, it’s going to be so good.
You forgot the claim to pass it off that he gave/sold pain pills to his teammates.
He will have a cushy high paying job in Philly after college. He will be married to a good looking woman, driving a BMW, living in a nice neighborhood. You will be even more jealous than you are today. The kid is a winner.
Yes, nothing says winner than being a complete failure ass nobody at your first stop, turning to illegal supplements to vainly attempt to change that, getting caught and suspended as a result, and then ultimately transferring to a commuter school ten minutes from where you grew up because nobody better wanted you and because you wanted to feel important again by beating future lawyers, doctors, and engineers.
Actually, on second thought, I guess one could be more of a winner than that if they would also constantly lie and gaslight people about it, engage the services of a poorly-rated local family law attorney to represent them, and have their Mom, the same one who originally ratted him out, get bent up in the comments of the IG of the student newspaper.
Yeah, what a winner. If that's what winning is like, I'd sure hate to see what losing looks like.
Objectively one of the most hilarious parts of this saga. Seth hires the local divorce/custody attorney, who might be a good lawyer, but clearly has zero experience with any case relating to PEDs, who then promptly writes an ill-advised and poorly-worded statement that probably hurt his client (saying nothing would have been better). Seth posts this, bizarrely, only to his private instagram story and no where else. The lemmings at Rowan lap it up as if it's a legal master class, meanwhile anyone that isn't related to Seth picks it apart. In any event, I believe Guzzo no longer represents Seth Clevenger. I wonder who fired whom.
You’re not going to get a straight answer from mom’s basement dweller. Your questions did make him uncomfortable. He has a very personal ax to grind. Maybe he’s a new Brooklyn boiler room draftee and the thread is part of his pilpul training. But for now, a better guess is a paranoid-schizophrenic with OCD. As for Clevenger, like you said early on, he probably panicked over injury if he used the peptide. But this guy is nuts and asks you to move along because he has no answers just accusations. Watch him repeat the post.
Onto your 20th username for this thread?
Is this guy kidding? He’s used fiddy names and he’s finger pointing?
Objectively one of the most hilarious parts of this saga. Seth hires the local divorce/custody attorney, who might be a good lawyer, but clearly has zero experience with any case relating to PEDs, who then promptly writes an ill-advised and poorly-worded statement that probably hurt his client (saying nothing would have been better). Seth posts this, bizarrely, only to his private instagram story and no where else. The lemmings at Rowan lap it up as if it's a legal master class, meanwhile anyone that isn't related to Seth picks it apart. In any event, I believe Guzzo no longer represents Seth Clevenger. I wonder who fired whom.
I would put more trust in whoever is running the RCS account (who probably uses Google for law) to represent me in court than whatever lawyer he had
Also this is basically the court room scene in The Ultimate Life.
Is this guy kidding? He’s used fiddy names and he’s finger pointing?
Clown 🤡. But at least you 🫵 have learned 🧠 to not use emojis in almost every post you make now. That is progress!
I have used exactly 2️⃣ usernames: ". ." and ". . mobile". But go respond to this post claiming I lust over Seth or that he stole my girl.
You forgot to stay under “Momsfavoritemiddlechild”. LOL. All that name switching get to you? Projection and hissy fits are your game incel boy. You like emojis, so here’s your match… 🤣😂🤡😝💩🚽 And seriously, we know you have never had a girl to steal.
I had free time tonight. So I went though the first half of the thread and found all the posts that look like they were you (along with their number and post time). I have ALL the receipts. Now, who wants to read these posts and see whether they agree they’re all likely from the same person?
- Clevenger Fixation, #104 (10:04 pm eastern) - Seth Stole His Girl, #117 (10:51 pm) - Suicide Watchh Time, #120 (11:00 pm) - Only Veee Can Have Certain Names, #124 (11:46 pm) - (#144, removed) - More Than One, #147 (11:41 am) - He is a Jelly Crybaby, #162 (12:54 pm) - Babel Towerz, #209 (8:00 pm) - Seth Keeps Him Awake, #226 (3:49 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave lol, #231 (6:23 am) (note: I thought this one was hilarious – “My turn. You’re the one posting at all hours. The folks who’ve caught on to your your desperate actions seem to be in different time zones and different contries. But you’re too stupid to think of that. You’re stuck in mom’s basement waging a one man “war””. 🤔)
- same person, #232 (6:26 am) - The Bif Cronulla Bash, #234 (6:49 am) - Jeff Novitzkied It, #249 (9:29 am) - Chuck Norris is Still Dead, #252 (9:35 am) - same, #253 (9:38 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave, #254 (9:44 am) - OutFaveIsCoop, #258 (10:34 am) - No Lives Have They, #261 (10:56 am) - He Gets Creepier, #282 (5:27 pm) (also found this funny but insane: Look at the hours he posts. The volume. And all the other posts he puts up under various names. What a toad. An insane toad unable to shake his obsession. But he is shaking something else between his missives, and it involves Seth.)
- Drive by Observer, #309 (1:41 pm) - same, #313 (2:25 pm) - Itz still going itz, #320 (3:18 pm) - Coop is World Champ, #323 (4:23 pm) (also funny but insane: It’s somewhat amusing watching him switch names constantly to converse with himself. Imagine what ends he will go to during the outdoor season. He must have been beaten by Clevenger to be so personal with this, no? What is his actual backstory?)
- Very Long Thread, #326 (8:03 pm) (yet again amusing – replying to himself)
You forgot to stay under “Momsfavoritemiddlechild”. LOL. All that name switching get to you? Projection and hissy fits are your game incel boy. You like emojis, so here’s your match… 🤣😂🤡😝💩🚽 And seriously, we know you have never had a girl to steal.
Hate to ruin your party but unfortunately . . . isn’t me; I just finished indulging in a box of donuts and came back to this thread to see if anything happened
Also I would be impressed if I could find time to go back and pull receipts from an almost 1000 post thread
There is also a heavy grammar difference between the various accounts you think are the same person. Lol keep fighting battles you know you’re gonna lose though Rowan
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You forgot to stay under “Momsfavoritemiddlechild”. LOL. All that name switching get to you? Projection and hissy fits are your game incel boy. You like emojis, so here’s your match… 🤣😂🤡😝💩🚽 And seriously, we know you have never had a girl to steal.
Hate to ruin your party but unfortunately . . . isn’t me; I just finished indulging in a box of donuts and came back to this thread to see if anything happened
Also I would be impressed if I could find time to go back and pull receipts from an almost 1000 post thread
There is also a heavy grammar difference between the various accounts you think are the same person. Lol keep fighting battles you know you’re gonna lose though Rowan
This is rich. He protests too much. He can’t resist. He should see the other non-related threads where this was brought up. Oy gevalt.
I had free time tonight. So I went though the first half of the thread and found all the posts that look like they were you (along with their number and post time). I have ALL the receipts. Now, who wants to read these posts and see whether they agree they’re all likely from the same person?
- Clevenger Fixation, #104 (10:04 pm eastern) - Seth Stole His Girl, #117 (10:51 pm) - Suicide Watchh Time, #120 (11:00 pm) - Only Veee Can Have Certain Names, #124 (11:46 pm) - (#144, removed) - More Than One, #147 (11:41 am) - He is a Jelly Crybaby, #162 (12:54 pm) - Babel Towerz, #209 (8:00 pm) - Seth Keeps Him Awake, #226 (3:49 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave lol, #231 (6:23 am) (note: I thought this one was hilarious – “My turn. You’re the one posting at all hours. The folks who’ve caught on to your your desperate actions seem to be in different time zones and different contries. But you’re too stupid to think of that. You’re stuck in mom’s basement waging a one man “war””. 🤔)
- same person, #232 (6:26 am) - The Bif Cronulla Bash, #234 (6:49 am) - Jeff Novitzkied It, #249 (9:29 am) - Chuck Norris is Still Dead, #252 (9:35 am) - same, #253 (9:38 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave, #254 (9:44 am) - OutFaveIsCoop, #258 (10:34 am) - No Lives Have They, #261 (10:56 am) - He Gets Creepier, #282 (5:27 pm) (also found this funny but insane: Look at the hours he posts. The volume. And all the other posts he puts up under various names. What a toad. An insane toad unable to shake his obsession. But he is shaking something else between his missives, and it involves Seth.)
- Drive by Observer, #309 (1:41 pm) - same, #313 (2:25 pm) - Itz still going itz, #320 (3:18 pm) - Coop is World Champ, #323 (4:23 pm) (also funny but insane: It’s somewhat amusing watching him switch names constantly to converse with himself. Imagine what ends he will go to during the outdoor season. He must have been beaten by Clevenger to be so personal with this, no? What is his actual backstory?)
- Very Long Thread, #326 (8:03 pm) (yet again amusing – replying to himself)
- Survey Says Try Again, #339 (1:37 am)
And that is the first 17 pages!
Nah. They’re right. You use 30 names and are off your rocker. Sure you like the attention and clicks, but you really are ill if you sit around and sift through each post fantasizing it’s Seth Clevenger or some other enemy. That guy caught you mixing up your names while trying to answer. Just admit it and move on. But that’s impossible for OCD types.
Maybe. Maybe not. But it is clear that you ha e a vandetta against him.
That’s why he goes nuts and accuses Seth or a defender of using a bunch of names. To take people’s attention off his personal vendetta and mental illness. the projection is off the charts. He says random posters all sound alike because someone noted all of his various posts have the same meter etc., which was a good catch. I agree with the poster who said this guy could be an EPO cheat who was a low responder and so he was still unable to win anything. But if the thread garners a few clicks for the site, it’ll last a bit longer. Some of it is quite funny, with other cheats in the sport not garnering much attention, so this is someone who possibly knows Seth personally.
Maybe. Maybe not. But it is clear that you ha e a vandetta against him.
That’s why he goes nuts and accuses Seth or a defender of using a bunch of names. To take people’s attention off his personal vendetta and mental illness. the projection is off the charts. He says random posters all sound alike because someone noted all of his various posts have the same meter etc., which was a good catch. I agree with the poster who said this guy could be an EPO cheat who was a low responder and so he was still unable to win anything. But if the thread garners a few clicks for the site, it’ll last a bit longer. Some of it is quite funny, with other cheats in the sport not garnering much attention, so this is someone who possibly knows Seth personally.
Why would it matter at all if any of us know Seth personally?
He’s a lying, cheating scumbag completely agnostic of any other information or anyone else. The presence of other people who also cheated doesn’t make his case any less unacceptable, and only his family, Louie Guzzo, and four year olds would argue that point.
Maybe. Maybe not. But it is clear that you ha e a vandetta against him.
That’s why he goes nuts and accuses Seth or a defender of using a bunch of names. To take people’s attention off his personal vendetta and mental illness. the projection is off the charts. He says random posters all sound alike because someone noted all of his various posts have the same meter etc., which was a good catch. I agree with the poster who said this guy could be an EPO cheat who was a low responder and so he was still unable to win anything. But if the thread garners a few clicks for the site, it’ll last a bit longer. Some of it is quite funny, with other cheats in the sport not garnering much attention, so this is someone who possibly knows Seth personally.
Why would it matter at all if any of us know Seth personally?
He’s a lying, cheating scumbag completely agnostic of any other information or anyone else. The presence of other people who also cheated doesn’t make his case any less unacceptable, and only his family, Louie Guzzo, and four year olds would argue that point.
By far not the most important aspect of this debacle, but I would die of shame if my mom started fighting with a GD college newspaper via Instagram comments instead of me being an adult and deal with accusations directly.
Big "I'm bringing my parents to a job interview" behavior from the Clevenger family.
I had free time tonight. So I went though the first half of the thread and found all the posts that look like they were you (along with their number and post time). I have ALL the receipts. Now, who wants to read these posts and see whether they agree they’re all likely from the same person?
- Clevenger Fixation, #104 (10:04 pm eastern) - Seth Stole His Girl, #117 (10:51 pm) - Suicide Watchh Time, #120 (11:00 pm) - Only Veee Can Have Certain Names, #124 (11:46 pm) - (#144, removed) - More Than One, #147 (11:41 am) - He is a Jelly Crybaby, #162 (12:54 pm) - Babel Towerz, #209 (8:00 pm) - Seth Keeps Him Awake, #226 (3:49 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave lol, #231 (6:23 am) (note: I thought this one was hilarious – “My turn. You’re the one posting at all hours. The folks who’ve caught on to your your desperate actions seem to be in different time zones and different contries. But you’re too stupid to think of that. You’re stuck in mom’s basement waging a one man “war””. 🤔)
- same person, #232 (6:26 am) - The Bif Cronulla Bash, #234 (6:49 am) - Jeff Novitzkied It, #249 (9:29 am) - Chuck Norris is Still Dead, #252 (9:35 am) - same, #253 (9:38 am) - Yeah he is Moms fave, #254 (9:44 am) - OutFaveIsCoop, #258 (10:34 am) - No Lives Have They, #261 (10:56 am) - He Gets Creepier, #282 (5:27 pm) (also found this funny but insane: Look at the hours he posts. The volume. And all the other posts he puts up under various names. What a toad. An insane toad unable to shake his obsession. But he is shaking something else between his missives, and it involves Seth.)
- Drive by Observer, #309 (1:41 pm) - same, #313 (2:25 pm) - Itz still going itz, #320 (3:18 pm) - Coop is World Champ, #323 (4:23 pm) (also funny but insane: It’s somewhat amusing watching him switch names constantly to converse with himself. Imagine what ends he will go to during the outdoor season. He must have been beaten by Clevenger to be so personal with this, no? What is his actual backstory?)
- Very Long Thread, #326 (8:03 pm) (yet again amusing – replying to himself)
- Survey Says Try Again, #339 (1:37 am)
And that is the first 17 pages!
Nah. They’re right. You use 30 names and are off your rocker. Sure you like the attention and clicks, but you really are ill if you sit around and sift through each post fantasizing it’s Seth Clevenger or some other enemy. That guy caught you mixing up your names while trying to answer. Just admit it and move on. But that’s impossible for OCD types.
Never met him or posted under those other names. I just don't like dopers being able to compete with no punishment whatsoever.
And what name is this for you? 30? Or let's say 37th, which is Clevenger's 5000m short track world ranking this season?
That’s why he goes nuts and accuses Seth or a defender of using a bunch of names. To take people’s attention off his personal vendetta and mental illness. the projection is off the charts. He says random posters all sound alike because someone noted all of his various posts have the same meter etc., which was a good catch. I agree with the poster who said this guy could be an EPO cheat who was a low responder and so he was still unable to win anything. But if the thread garners a few clicks for the site, it’ll last a bit longer. Some of it is quite funny, with other cheats in the sport not garnering much attention, so this is someone who possibly knows Seth personally.
Why would it matter at all if any of us know Seth personally?
He’s a lying, cheating scumbag completely agnostic of any other information or anyone else. The presence of other people who also cheated doesn’t make his case any less unacceptable, and only his family, Louie Guzzo, and four year olds would argue that point.
Asinga (and Shelby) chose to hire Paul Greene – one of the world's top sports lawyers. Clevenger hired his local divorce lawyer.
We may soon lock this thread if it is just a few people posting back and forth to one another. Threads are not meant for 2 people to insult one another