Will she do it?
Will she do it?
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted burrito you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted burrito (woah-oh-oh-oh)
Tainted burrito
Sub 30 wrote:
Will she do it?
Oh boy... Well, is she is still, ummm, you know, ummmm, in 14:23 shape? Then sub 30 shouldn't be a problem.
Sub 30 wrote:
Will she do it?
Not unless she's being paced by an authentic burrito truck the whole way.
Hallehoulihan! It will be a Happy Houliday if Shelby breaks another American Record. Can't wait to watch!
Sub 30 wrote:
Will she do it?
Yeah, she'll get it. She's been running long enough for me to know that if she's calling her shot, something is going down
Shelburrito could not break 30:20 if her life depended upon it. She is setting herself up for either a DNF or 30:40ish if she is 15:00 at halfway.
Sub 30 wrote:
Will she do it?
💤
10000 record attempt?
10000 burritos in one hour? It's a tough ask.
The Ten is looking like a bust this year. Only one runner with a PB under 31:00 and that is 30:59.7. Houlihan would need to go it alone. There is no way she breaks Monson' AR. Monson was pushed by McColgan almost the whole way. Who is going to push Houlihan?
2025 results: Cranny 30:36, Kelati 30:38, Hauger-Thackery 30:53, Roe 30:58, Ryan 30:58, Infeld 30:59, McClain 30:59
2024 results: Gebreselama 29:48, Kelati 30:33, Ryan 30:35, Keith 30:36
2023 results: McColgan 30:00, Monson 30:03, Henes 30:48, Rogers 30:48, O'Keeffe 30:55
Not a super deep field this year. Jess McClain is probably her toughest competition and she might try to hold on to the pace, at least at first to see how it goes. Jess has barely broken 31 minutes so 30 flat would be a big jump.
Didn’t realise until I read that article that she’s still got the 1500m record still(not American so follow some events less closely) but just didn’t realise she was faster than Nikki considering recent form.
You will be shocked. She's upped her Bi-Carb by 40%. Amazing what science can do now so they wont get sick. she'll be fresh as a daisy thru 7K.
Caint76 wrote:
Didn’t realise until I read that article that she’s still got the 1500m record still(not American so follow some events less closely) but just didn’t realise she was faster than Nikki considering recent form.
Yes. Sadly the doper will keep her AR for a while, as Nikki is too old to improve, and there is nobody better right now.
Shelbo has a history of calling her shots, but this seems ambitious... warm weather forecast and she will most likely be alone after the pacers drop out.
Sub-27 made Solinsky a legend. Shelbo is already a legend, but sub-30 would sure send the haters home devastated!
Hopefully a DNF and a retirement.
Everything she does is on Strava, would be interesting to try to connect the dots if she does/doesn’t pull it off. She’s definitely capable, would be a heck of a season opener on the track
Haha yes, the Burrito Joke is indeed legendary, right up there with the sex-with-the-wife-who-deserved-a-treat nonsense!
Shelby allegedly has run 30:31 in a time trial, but that was almost 4 years ago. She was still in her prime then, even if suspended. Now she is 33 and it will be interesting if she can match her alleged time trial from 2022.
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