If Letsrun was around in the years before The American Revolution...What Kind of Threads Would We See?

Scrawny Colonists! No British babe would ever want you.

Thomas Paine? John Peter Zenger? Fake news!

The advantages of picking our own cotton

- Discuss Sethe James Demoore's latest etchings here

- 15 murders among the Illini tribe in ONE WEEKEND!

- Official Russo-Turkish War thread

- NYC Marathon course is BORING! Mostly forest and farmland.

- Is wearing shoes cheating?

- I took a s**t in a three-cornered hat because it was so expensive.

- James Oglethorpe's plantation has a white fieldhand who can outrun all their negroes

- Marathon nutrition advice: molasses or raw egg yolk?

- Gregoire the fur trader speaks at the Cree Tribal Council about all the people living without teepees

“Equal prize money for the colored only race!? Not on my watch!”

-Rojo

“Reward offered for my escaped slave”

-Rojo

”Should Northern States harboring my escaped property be forced to return them or grant them freedom?”

-Rojo

These are amazing. Here are a few more:

- Paul Revere is BACK baby

- 12 Vermont schools have 0 students proficient in French

- Official Revolutionary War Thread

- Official Slavery Discussion Thread

- Someone rode a horse to cheat at the Philly marathon course

"King George III is a STRONG LEADER! Those Continental Congress libtards in Philadelphia are mentally unstable!!!"

"Dr. Benjamin Rush Should be Jailed NOW for Rushing So Called Medicine to Market"

"Why is Ben Franklin Playing with Lightning? God is the only power that you need?"

"I Just Traveled from Boston to Concord 8 Times in a Day Stopping Only for a Flagon of Ale Upon Reaching Concord. How Fast Could I Travel from Boston to Philadelphia?"

"John Hancock is a Complete Narcissist!!!"

"Is it OK to Impregnate Female Slaves? Asking for a Friend."

"Boston Tea Party Idiots are Anti-Mercantilists!"

"Brave British Regulars Were Right to Shoot Crispus Attucks! Why Didn't He Just Comply?"

"Common Sense = Biased Crap!"

"Why Doth Maidens Spurn My Offers of Courtship?"

The war would have been over sooner if Washington had super shoes.

Down goes the Dutch East India Stock

honestly, this wouldnt be that out of place as a thread in 2023

You act like slavery's a bad thing...

Will Parquero Valbéz, viceroy of Spanish Florida, enter the defection portal?

The letter s was written like f back then, so the profanity filter would not let you say "England sucks."

And then when you complained, they would think you were talking about the profanity silter and do nothing.

Very confusing times.

Also, the British are a lot of pooster tossf

We would see a lot of threads praising a society built on the back of slavery.

Don’t you live on “Māori land”?

Maori had slaves. That ended with colonisation. We are currently paying compensation to Maori for the confiscation of their land. By contrast, you enslaved African-Americans for centuries and have offered nothing in compensation for what you did to them.

So you forced them to abandon a traditional cultural practice. Africans were sold by other Africans; under 2% of southern whites owned slaves.

You also can’t pull the race card with me: I am half Hispanic (Cuban) and half white. I don’t believe in collective guilt since I’m not an insane woke who constantly thinks about race.

Yeah new zealand is kinda the model for this. Sure, we broke the treaty. But at least we respect it now.

Yeah, this wouldn't be out of place at all