Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

EZPass Mike wrote:

Concert goer a hole wrote:

If he does I'm sure there will be 5 pictures,and possibly 2 more, of him attending. More to come on this.

Tick tock.

It might be good for Mike to walk by the parking lot where he was arrested. Good for his therapy.

Mike - down to 803.... but you haven't removed all of us!!!

The Cheater Mike Rossi's latest pic seems to be a tour of said parking lot, the scene of his crime.

"Here's where yo Daddy of the Year gave that Coppah the what-for. Don't mess with the Mikey!"

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

You will never leave. Why would Mikey need to stick up for himself if he has so many friends and is doing so great?

xtugreenfan wrote:

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

So sad, Tiny Mike, back to boozing? You were doing so well. Did your wife go out to weight watchers and leave you home alone? Ah well, good to see that you're still the biggest loser in philly tiny mike, enjoy your appletini. Hope the "little" woman doesn't get too mad at you when she gets home from her meeting.

Ah...IT'S APPLETINI TIME!!!!

Welcome back @$$hole Mike. Your anger management lessons are coming along SWIMMINGLY!

Do you have your acceptance speech ready for becoming Philly's #1 Loser for two years running? Ha-ha, you didn't even have to cheat to win this race, oh wait, YOU DID!

#LoserMikeRossi

Cheeto?

Anyone know when he's on the air again?

xtugreenfan wrote:

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

I'm sure the backstory would make a compelling episode of Law & Order if it didn't come across as a middle school playground spat ac Ed out by a nearly 50 year old ridiculous man.

Concert goer a hole wrote:

Anyone know when he's on the air again?

I do! I know! Pick me!! PICK ME!!!!!

Twelfth of Never, am I right?

Cheetos for all!

LOL at Mike!

Mike Rossi was unjustly arrested for trespassing in a parking lot because he was sticking up for himself, yes that happens all the time. Happens to all manner of good and moral people. Like Mike.

Many haters in your line of work, you say Mike? What line of work are you referring to? Another rival wedding DJ got it out for you? You can't be talking about the radio station, they claim you are not an employee and real DJs have been laughing at you on air.

Why must the universe constantly conspire again you, Mike? Great men always attract the coward detractors, sure, but fate and chance themselves continue to throw statistical improbability upon statistical improbability at you.

I mean really, you are just the unluckiest SOB of all time. First you run an unbelievably fast (for you) marathon time but have no GPS data to prove it and ALL 6 of the intermediate photo locations on the course missed you. Bummer! The only guy in the race without a pic prior to the finish line. So unlucky, so unfair!

And now, you have been unjustly arrested, set up by a jealous colleague as you claim. You are a modern day Nelson Mandela! You could have bit your lip, put tail between your legs and shuffled out of that parking lot to avoid the legal repercussions. But no! Mike Rossi is going to stand up for himself. Whether it be defending your own honor on the LetsRun forum under a series of aliases, or Standing Your Ground in that parking lot, Mike Rossi will never admit defeat, no matter the case against him.

You think Mike Rossi is going to leave a parking lot when asked by event staff and the Philadelphia Police Department? Then you don't know a damn thing about Mike Rossi. Did he have the legal right to continue standing there? No, of course not. That's what made it Civil Disobedience. That's what made it so brave! Sometimes a man just has to make a stand outside the law.

A man, a real man anyway, has to say, "Damn the consequences, I am going to continue standing here, sipping my beer and priming for the Kenny F-ing Chesney concert."

"There are two Kennys in my life and I would break the law for either. One, to punch Kenny Stillman in the face. Two, to tailgate for Kenny Chesney in this here parking lot. I AM MIKE ROSSI. I may deny it one day to Philly Mag, but not today officer, not on the day that Chesney is in Philly. I'm still in the tailgate, baby, and you better believe I'm STILL IN THE GAME too."

You can arrest Mike Rossi. You can humiliate him in local print and radio media. Make him go to Anger Management therapy for all he cares. You can even offer him $200,000. But you can't stop the man from sticking up for himself, oh no!

The police are against him. Everyone in his field of work is against him. The media is against him. Society is against him. Logic and the Truth are against him. And you know what? The man does not care!

He has no need for the police, work rivals or local magazines. Mike Rossi does not need society or logic. Mike Rossi DOES NOT NEED THE TRUTH.

Because if Mike Rossi says it, it is the Truth!

He is Rossi.

(again, unless you ask him point blank, in which case he may pretend otherwise)

Bravo!

My Pulitzer Prize nomination has been selected in the category of "Truth, Justice, and the American Way."

Dude.

So perfect. I'm even thinking of giving you my 1/12th share of the movie royalties.

xtugreenfan wrote:

I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is.

The thing is, it took "this running site" to expose Mikey's pathetic athletic fraudulence for all to see. Rather than come clean, Rossi's behavior from that point on revealed a deeply troubled human being. You don't become Philly's Biggest Loser in a vacuum, brah. Kudos to LRC.

namesnotnames wrote:

Why would Mikey need to stick up for himself if he has so many friends and is doing so great?

What are you talking about? xtugreenfan and I are just two of his many supporters, and we keep supporting him here, not to mention providing our huge support in real life, e.g. during training sessions or when discussing letsrun.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

How sad is it for Mikey that he feels the need to come here, to the land of the 12 trolls, and explain his legal issues. Not only does he come here, but he claims his problems are due to the haters and professional jealousy. Really?!!! Mikey, you act like a dick and you get what you deserve.

First of all, no one is buying your BS anymore. You've been lying and bullying people for too long to get any sympathy by anyone here or in all of greater Philly (See Phillydotcom).

Second, you're trying to explain yourself to the trolls of Let's Run. The same people you repeatedly belittle and attempt to mock. Why even show your face around here after 15 months of abuse. How stupid are you?

Finally, it's time to recap your life since you cheated at LVM.

1. Due to your actions you've lost your prized PR job title of "On-air personality".

2. Your social media accounts are locked down and primarily consist of fake slut accounts.

3. You can't show your face at a local road race without public ridicule.

4. You may very well become the first repeat champion of Philly's #1 loser.

Enjoy your Saturday at anger management class along with the other emotionally underdeveloped adolescents.

I wonder which offense ranks higher attendance wise in anger management classes, getting your a$$ kicked after committing road rage or defending your honor while tailgating in a parking lot ? One thing for sure Mikey is raising the tally on both.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Congratulations, you 12 skinny fagg0ts have lost every battle and wasted your lives away on this pointless witch hunt. Since you are dying to know, Mike is still laughing at you and is still winning. You are tripping over yourselves to get every detail of his personal life and keep failing. There is a backstory to the parking lot incident. There are many haters in his line of work and he got unlucky sticking up for himself. Of course the media doesn't bother to look into the truth. You also have to be a desperate third-tier reporter to show up to someone's 2 minute civil trial. And you have to be even dumber to get trolled by him after asking him for his name. I won't even go into how irrelevant this running site is. I'll leave at this - how's that DQ coming along.

If this is site is so irrelevant, why do you monitor 24/7 what gets posted about you here - and then immediately alter your Twatter profile accordingly?

Not exactly the actions of someone who doesn't care.

Concert goer a hole wrote:

I wonder which offense ranks higher attendance wise in anger management classes, getting your a$$ kicked after committing road rage or defending your honor while tailgating in a parking lot ? One thing for sure Mikey is raising the tally on both.

Both are such spectacular displays of his stupidity - along with the cheating and events afterward - that it is impossible to choose.

One thing is for sure, Our Hero will continue to amaze us with his feats of daring-do. He will never disappoint by doing the right thing.

#PlanetMikeyIsTwilightZoneApproved

Concert goer a hole wrote:

I wonder which offense ranks higher attendance wise in anger management classes, getting your a$$ kicked after committing road rage or defending your honor while tailgating in a parking lot ? One thing for sure Mikey is raising the tally on both.

Come on. Idiot Mikey is a victim. He is always a victim. A victim of a bad race photographer, of a weak school administrator (and teachers), of 12 angry basement trolls, of a bad hair transplant, of the Philadelphia Police, of XTU and a dozen other RossiPosse Hate Groups.

Still in the game.