Video Highlights 2015 Boston Marathon
April 20, 2015
TroLLminator wrote:
I'd just like to know one thing. How do you look at anyone with a straight face and talk about running?
If they know he's a cheater and allude to it, then my guess is with seething anger. Lotsa anger.
With that complexion you may not be able to tell it though. Maybe that Satan dude, he's good with 5 trillion shades of red.
What a great thread you guys have here!
Trollminator 2.0 wrote:
What a great thread you guys have here!
Got a lot of inspiration from a world-class cheat and liar. When I see his current Twitter background of an apparently underage girl in a flatboard Ford I have to wonder exactly what he's thinking, given he is Mike and an unsavory character as he's proven time and time again.
RunDreamRun wrote:
Trollminator 2.0 wrote:What a great thread you guys have here!
Got a lot of inspiration from a world-class cheat and liar. When I see his current Twitter background of an apparently underage girl in a flatboard Ford I have to wonder exactly what he's thinking, given he is Mike and an unsavory character as he's proven time and time again.
Mikey, aside from losing real "friends" in your neighborhood, you are losing Twitter followers. You know, the ones who retweet and like all your creative pablum.
RunDreamRun wrote:
Got a lot of inspiration from a world-class cheat and liar. When I see his current Twitter background of an apparently underage girl in a flatboard Ford I have to wonder exactly what he's thinking, given he is Mike and an unsavory character as he's proven time and time again.
Glen Fry died today - it's for him. He's thinking of him. Take it easy (the song).
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"Glenn Frey".
run.run wrote:
Glen Fry died today - it's for him. He's thinking of him. Take it easy (the song).
Got that, but why this young girl is my point given the lyrics:
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me
Mike's only remaining form of electronic communication with the outside world is to constantly change his cover and profile pictures on Twitter. It must be killing him to be trapped in what is now ironically seen as the basement of the internet.
Yeah, I know what you're saying, I'm with you. The girl in the song was driving. But that picture is all over the place. I've seen it as a meme with the words "share if you get it". I also think that truck just sits outside that sign permenantly. Lots of pictures of it. It's Winslow's one claim to fame. Anyway, not saying mike isn't a creepy dude, just that in this case he was probably just trying to be clever in a lame "I'm a dj who knows the lyrics to songs" kind of way.
Who thinks Mike is up and training for his $200k this fine morning? You know, getting tough, Eye of the Tiger, Rossi.
TheDudeAbides wrote:
Who thinks Mike is up and training for his $200k this fine morning? You know, getting tough, Eye of the Tiger, Rossi.
I think he is plotting and "training" for his next cheating run which will garner more attention and our little (in all sense of the word, think LMR's mentos reference) boy will again feel special and perhaps become the first two-time Biggest Philadelphia Loser.
I haven't read the last 40 pages or so. Can I get a summary, please?
somebloke wrote:
I haven't read the last 40 pages or so. Can I get a summary, please?
Same sh*t, different day, foot deeper.
somebloke wrote:
I haven't read the last 40 pages or so. Can I get a summary, please?
Okay, here's the situation:
My parents went away on a week's vacation and they left the keys to brand-new Porsche. Will they mind? Of course not.
I'll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood. Well, maybe I shouldn't. Yeah, of course I should.
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot.
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block and that's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking. I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking. You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions. I honked my horn just to get her attention.
She said, "Was that for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic" I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince. Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way. She was looking very good and so was I, I must say. We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive. We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes.
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor. She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on". She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas. We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast. The sun roof was open , the music was high. And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh. She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far.
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car. We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche and to make this long story short. When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell. I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day. Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway. I was arrested, the car was impounded. There was no way for me to avoid being grounded.
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me. I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me. My parents walked in and I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?". They didn't speak - I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face. That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it. They took turns - one would beat me while the other was driving.
I can't believe it, I just made a mistake. Well parents are the same no matter time nor place. So to you all the kids all across the land - take it from me, parents just don't understand.
Ken, Please leave.
Bloviator wrote:
somebloke wrote:I haven't read the last 40 pages or so. Can I get a summary, please?
Same sh*t, different day, foot deeper.
Nice. Feels like home. Ken, my favourite fattie, is still in the game, huh?
run.run wrote:
Yeah, I know what you're saying, I'm with you. The girl in the song was driving. But that picture is all over the place. I've seen it as a meme with the words "share if you get it". I also think that truck just sits outside that sign permenantly. Lots of pictures of it. It's Winslow's one claim to fame. Anyway, not saying mike isn't a creepy dude, just that in this case he was probably just trying to be clever in a lame "I'm a dj who knows the lyrics to songs" kind of way.
Yeah, I doubt he ever really paid attention to the lyrics or any lyrics for that matter, since he's an 80's dance guy. Probably thinks Procol Harum is a brothel in Jersey.
printer wrote:
Ken, Please leave.
Nope.
She agreed and we were on our way. She was looking very good and so was I, I must say. We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive. We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes.
...
I almost had a heart attack that day. Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway. I was arrested ....
^ only true parts probably for ken
Ken, you should have walked away when Mike was named Philly's Biggest Loser of 2015. That was closure.
Don't stick around posting DJ Jazzy Jeff stuff or whatever. Crazy that you and Mike are both real adults and not internet personas of 12 year old dorks.