What does this text mean from friends' girl?

She wants to peg you. Seems obvious.

Just tired of texts wrote:

I received the following text from friend's girl, I have never received a text from her before except in group texts with directions etc.

"Hey JJ miss ya, gone 2 long miss ya long once cya on return side and thx 4 the altoid fizzam. Wanna repeat the course with me Thursday. Need ur place though ;)"

She did not follow up and it clearly was not meant for me as I am not involved with her, my name begins with a J. Just planning to ignore it but curious if others interpret it same as me.

I would probably interpret it as her suffering a stroke midway through the message, but then again, I'm a cynic

Count Chocula wrote:

Just tired of texts wrote:

I received the following text from friend's girl, I have never received a text from her before except in group texts with directions etc.

"Hey JJ miss ya, gone 2 long miss ya long once cya on return side and thx 4 the altoid fizzam. Wanna repeat the course with me Thursday. Need ur place though ;)"

She did not follow up and it clearly was not meant for me as I am not involved with her, my name begins with a J. Just planning to ignore it but curious if others interpret it same as me.

I would probably interpret it as her suffering a stroke midway through the message, but then again, I'm a cynic

Yeah. I'm 20 years old and this level of textspeak is beyond me.

Just tired of texts wrote:

I received the following text from friend's girl, I have never received a text from her before except in group texts with directions etc.

"Hey JJ miss ya, gone 2 long miss ya long once cya on return side and thx 4 the altoid fizzam. Wanna repeat the course with me Thursday. Need ur place though ;)"

She did not follow up and it clearly was not meant for me as I am not involved with her, my name begins with a J. Just planning to ignore it but curious if others interpret it same as me.

Altoid Fizz is a drink. Drop an altoid in hard liquor shot. Not sure beyond that.

It means your friend's girl is brain damaged. Also, a hoe.

Just tired of texts wrote:

I received the following text from friend's girl, I have never received a text from her before except in group texts with directions etc.

"Hey JJ miss ya, gone 2 long miss ya long once cya on return side and thx 4 the altoid fizzam. Wanna repeat the course with me Thursday. Need ur place though ;)"

She did not follow up and it clearly was not meant for me as I am not involved with her, my name begins with a J. Just planning to ignore it but curious if others interpret it same as me.

Translated:

Hello JJ

I miss you. It's been too long. See you later. Thanks for ????? Would you like to do it again on Thursday?? At your place.

Out of context no idea what it means. Could be a repeat study session in a study group. Ignoring is the right way togo.

I couldn't even translate that into standard English let alone interpret it, sorry

I think the correct answer is your friend is about to be single or already is and doesn't know it yet. Tell

Even though I think text dating is bad and kids today rely on it too much to make connections and friends with others---I would text her back and tell her that you did not understand the text message.

"I don't think JJ got this message, cuz u sent it to me instead. ha ha"

OldManWinter wrote:

Even though I think text dating is bad and kids today rely on it too much to make connections and friends with others---I would text her back and tell her that you did not understand the text message.

I couldn't resist and texted her back saying "?"

Altoid fizzam does not refer to a drink. Just sayin

Forward it to your friend. Sit back and watch the drama.

Ask her what she meant by her last text to you.

(She might not know what you are talking about or play dumb but what do you have to lose?)

If she does play games just tell her that you thought she texted you.

Oye, JJ, te pierdas, hace 2 años te extraño mucho, una vez cya en el lado de retorno y thx 4, el altoide fizzam. Quiero repetir el curso conmigo el jueves. Necesitamos tu lugar;)

stuckwithfv3 wrote:

"I don't think JJ got this message, cuz u sent it to me instead. ha ha"

Or "c ya thursday"

It means... b@ngg!!!

fizz wrote:

stuckwithfv3 wrote:

"I don't think JJ got this message, cuz u sent it to me instead. ha ha"

Or "c ya thursday"

C U Next Tuesday

Her reply to my "?":

Her: "I want an encore Thursday"

Me: "?"

Her: "Who is this?"

Me: "--------" ( my first name)

Her: "sorry not for you"

me: "so we're not on for Thursday?"

Her: "no sorry"

Me: "okay cause I was gonna see ----- (my friend) Thursday nite and thought you'd be there"

Her: "no, just forget what you don't understand it wasnfor my girlfriend"

Me: "JJ?"

Her: "bye"

Be interesting if she tries to damage control with my friend.