I'm in college and idk what to do with my life. Help me find some direction!!!

Store manager at Trader Joes.. Makes a lot o money for very little work.

You sound like me at 20. Those hots won't be so easy when you hit 26 or 27 and by the time you're 30 you won't be able to shoot 1 vodka shot without almost throwing up.

Career wise? Be happy with anything, you'll be lucky to land any job in today's market.

Trader Joes wrote:

Store manager at Trader Joes.. Makes a lot o money for very little work.

6 figures for captain

Thanks for the suggestion but my mom is a trader joe's regular and I don't want to see her at work every day.

Well some of the interests you have expressed would lend itself well to organizational development/consulting. If you're being honest in the tone of your post then it sounds like you're a people person. You could potentially make good $ in this field working for one of the big consulting firms( Bain, mckinsey etc)

In the sex department you've done better than I had by 20 so don't feel that bad.

There is only one route that is a sure thing for you:

Gay gangbang porn.

Sorry you are going through a rough patch but, first of all, you need to realize don't need to decide what you want to do with your life anytime soon. It might seem like everyone around you is figuring their stuff out with great efficiency but it's probably a lot less like that than it seems. Colleges are great environments for it to seem like everyone is headed somewhere when if fact they are not or the reality if just more complex than that.

You send pretty self-aware (not everyone is by a long shot). That's good. You also know you like the humanities which is huge. Career-wise it's kind of a mixed bag but if you are doing something you love that's half the battle. the rest is getting paid something that you can survive on.

Expect and plan to work a half dozen different jobs before you are 30. When you are 30, pick the one you liked the most. If you can't pick one then keep working until you can.

undertaker or hearse chauffeur

Get out of sociology and into a degree program that will land you a job. The rest you can sort out later. This you need to do now.

Read Ayn Rand and become one of those insufferable boors we laugh at.

Honestly just become some type of psychologist/therapist/shrink or whatever. Lots of rich people who hate their spouse and kids pay lots of money to sit and vent for an hour each week. You also like to drink so you'll fit right in!

Do some sort of trade. Plumbers, HVAC, welder, electrician, etc... Work for 10-15 years, start your own business, and retire when you're 50.

Any career that involves consistent physical activity is a no go. I'm a distance runner after all. I've considered the psychologist route but it seems like only a select few can reasonably support themselves. Definitely an option though. I guess if I become a plumber I'll get laid more but I don't know if it's worth the trade off of dealing with sewage all day long...

Trader Joes wrote:

Store manager at Trader Joes.. Makes a lot o money for very little work.

Yeah, not true. At all. 60 hour weeks and either blessed or cursed. Stay away.

Organizational behavior. You are basically providing value advising business owners how to get the most productivity from their workers.

Hr is not a dead end, but different.

Now you must clarify, did you get it in with this chick multiple times or was it a one and done type deal? My opinion of you depends heavily on this clarification.

Sounds like you're headed for law school.

I am 38 and don't know what to do with my life. My advice is follow your interests and eventually the work will happy. The happiest folks i know didn't make much money at first but made connections in areas they were interested in.

You could be a boutique liquor sales rep.

You could be an electronic act promoter/ ar guy. Lots of money in EDM these days

you could rep for a running company or go into marketing or product development

Work for some political campaigns for not much pay or do some non gmo stuff overseas.

Lawyer

just out here... wrote:

...don't know if it's worth the trade off of dealing with sewage all day long...

You read and post on LR so what's the difference?

Go to another country and teach English. In demand, decent pay, and you get the life changing experience of living in a different country.