What are the best fake names you've either used or seen at the races?
Post a link if you've got it...
I like this one:
19 A.C. SLATER M 17 HOWELL 19:56 6:25
http://www.coolrunning.com/results/02/mi/Jun29_Artful_1_set1.shtml
What are the best fake names you've either used or seen at the races?
Post a link if you've got it...
I like this one:
19 A.C. SLATER M 17 HOWELL 19:56 6:25
http://www.coolrunning.com/results/02/mi/Jun29_Artful_1_set1.shtml
There was a guy that used to run races near my hometown named Miles Runner. That was his real name though.
I beat "Jesus God" at a track meet once. I can't remember whether or not I beat "Al Coholic".
I have run under Jerry Mizner before, but I think that's not very creative. Some teammates ran as Kronen Bear and Phineas Q. Butterfat. A little more creative.
4 PETER PARKER 20 M WICHITA KS 10:19
Here's a good one with a few names. Notice #'s 3 & 25. There's also some more recognizable "real" names in there.
Sorry, here's the link
http://www.sportkc.org/regctr/documents/Results-Top30MaleandFemale.pdf
How about Alexi Indris Santana. That has to be one of the best of all time.
Brock Landers is a winner.
21 16/198 2081 Launchpad Mcquack M 21 Princeton NJ 26:22 26:19 5:18
22 17/198 2078 Wes Mantooth M 21 Potomac MD 26:23 26:20 5:18
Check out the winner's name. I remember they served, free of chrage, the delicacy that is Newport Storm beer immediately after the race.
Skro, Tom
A friend of a friend ran the New York Marathon with the false name "Nad" printed on his singlet. Apparently lots of spectators called out "Go Nad", which I think he found very funny.
places 4 and 5 are pretty good.
it's one thing to race with a fake name.....it's another to break 4 minutes with a fake name.
Dick Gozinya
Top two places are Jedi knights, or at least the actors who played them.
My favorite were the Tyme brothers Leavon Tyme,
Justin Tyme and Juan Mora Tyme. My self I am more inclined to race as cartoon characters Boris Beternoff or bullwinkle Moose. Look for Eddie Haskel and other leave it to beaver people.
Rather than list "Bandit" in the results, an RD I know used to put in fake names. Two of his best were "Miles Togoyet" and "I.M. Strayning".
From this weekend's Liberty track meet, I know its not a road race, but it should count. #3
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