TinMOM Elite and BURRITO Track Club Shirts Now For Sale at LetsRun.com
by LetsRun.com
April 1, 2022
Since their unveiling in the midst of the global pandemic, LetsRun.com’s super soft t-shirts have developed quite the following. They’re so comfortable people don’t want to take them off, some even brag about wearing them for 5 days straight.
But we haven’t unveiled a new design in quite some. That’s changing today – April 1, 2022.
Let us introduce you to the TinMOM Elite and BURRITO Track Club shirts. Purchase here.
We know what some of you are thinking: “Those aren’t real are they? It’s an April Fool’s joke.”
Truth be told, initially, we weren’t actually going to make the shirts. It was just going to be an April 1st gag. But then we had an epiphany. The haters are going to hate regardless, so let’s turn this into a positive. 100% of the profits of every shirt sold will be donated directly to either Tinman Elite or Shelby Houlihan.
“As a parent and coach, I’d love to be in Joan Hunter’s shoes in 20 years. I look forward to being mocked when my son ‘only’ runs 3:35 at age 20 and 7:39 at age 21,” said LetsRun.com co-founder Robert Johnson. “Making the burrito shirt was a little harder decision. There’s not a lot of humor in doping suspensions as either the public is being defrauded or a grave injustice is being done, but the shirt represents the insanity fans face year after year in having no idea if they should believe the latest wild excuse for the doping positive. Can you tell me which of the following excuses were ultimately accepted and which weren’t – spiked toothpaste, a vanishing twin, “five bottles of beer and had sex with my wife at least four times”, “frequent and passionate kissing” of a girlfriend, kissing a hooker of the opposite sex even though you are gay, dinner at a Jamaican restaurant, dinner at a burrito truck? If you don’t believe Shelby’s excuse, that’s your right but at least your not believing will help fund her defense which she is entitled to.”