Bicycling.com has an article today about the most memorable excuses made by cyclists busted for PED's. Of course, Tyler Hamilton's in utero twin is on the list. Amazingly, some got off the hook with these lame fabrications.
http://www.bicycling.com/culture/news/most-memorable-doping-excuses-cycling
What are the best excuses from the running world?
Asthma Inhalers
Dennis Mitchell: five beers and sex four times FTW.
I just can't get my hands around your question.
Toothpaste?
Masseuse?
Penis enhancer
Altitude camps.
Just testing Androgel on my son. Everyone does it.
Stagger Lee wrote:
Dennis Mitchell: five beers and sex four times FTW.
Some records take decades to be broken because the performance is just so far ahead of their time. This is one of them, like the Flojo's 100m of PED excuses.
The full excuse was: "five bottles of beer and sex with his wife at least four times . . . it was her birthday, the lady deserved a treat"
My coach says I only take approved supplements. My coach only sends me used books and magazines. At the end of the day, the coach is the boss and I do whatever he tells me.
Running I don't know, but French tennis player Richard Gasquet had a good excuse for testing positive for cocaine: He went to a nightclub and kissed a girl who had apparently cocaine on her lips.
"I passed every test. I'm on my bike, what are you on?"
Ate meat from an animal on steroids.
Didn't someone claim performance of an oral nature on his wife resulted in a positive?
After getting my star pupil to take off his shirt outside media to give him a shoulder rub. Yeah, the same thing I said was preposterous in the Gatlin example. That's my story, uh huh
“My EPO was the jab”
I ate a burrito that caused my doping ban. That one is hilarious but even better is retards believe it. I mean I ly a full on retard could even entertain the notion. Full On Retard!
toothpaste and epo instead of vaccine are 2 that stand out
the Burrito while funny isn't that original - lots of people claim it was food not a ped that got them to pop. Shelby had to claim a heavily modified burrito because the only food that had her ped in sufficient amount was wild boar or something.
Kvothe wrote:
toothpaste and epo instead of vaccine are 2 that stand out
the Burrito while funny isn't that original - lots of people claim it was food not a ped that got them to pop. Shelby had to claim a heavily modified burrito because the only food that had her ped in sufficient amount was wild boar or something.
Correct. She should have listened to rekrunner, and claim that the mean food truck owners secretly added kidneys to their pork stomach burritos. Kidneys from wild boar of course. Too bad no one listens to rekrunner. He cool.
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