Even MORE WEBB QUOTES

BigbusterG wrote:

"2:03 was too slow so I tried to pick it up a bit. When I realized the pace at the half (800 meter point), I turned to that skinny dude (Kipchiri) and was like, 'Let's f***ing fly.'"

my favorite.

"It was so slow I turned to my man ramzimotherf***er and said lets get some lactic going, you know what I mean, innit?"

Your Mama !

"John Capel said that if I didn't drop my skirt and sprint, I'd end up doing the elephant walk with Tyson [Gay], Wallace [Spearmon], and Adam Nelson all the way back to the hotel."

"That's just my personality. Balls to the wall. One time, in middle school, I ate 15 sloppy joes during lunch. You've got to have no limits."

"Tim [Broe] tried to get me to wear a brimmed hat out there, but I told him that I wasn't any Warhurst disciple. I'll stick to my skull cap."

"The only guy I was certain that wasn't dickless was Boulami, and he wasn't even in the race. Did you see his junk in the steeple? Shaheen must've been like, 'Who the f*** put a lizard in the water pit!'"

"At 700, I told Ramzi, 'Let's rock-n-roll.' But I think something was lost in the translation."

"Since Ramzi is the Asian Champ, he knows a little Chinese. He turned to me at 700 and said, 'Touch me.' I was like, 'Time to rock-n-roll and get the f*** outta dodge!' Then I found out he was just translating my tattoo. The whole time I thought it meant 'steamroller!'"

"Tempo run today, gotta save up for 2008. im the future, baby!"

"I tried way too hard and gave up."

"f*** the man! they dont know me!"

"my left knee hurt."

"my left pussy hurt."

"i forgot how to run, so i freaked and just sprinted."

"i figured for the next 110meters i would make it a pure guts race."

"at least i was winning for a few seconds"

"my creatine ran out three days ago"

"if the ioc bans rogaine then im f***ing screwed."

-Out

Ritz wanted to see a sub-54" 400m because he's never done it. I also wanted to tell the Letsrun f***ers what it's like to lead a world championship race since they've never f***ing done that either.

Webb didn't really say that.

ferarri wrote:

Webb didn't really say that.

A regular Einstein you are.

ferarri wrote:

Webb didn't really say that.

right over your head

you mean FERRARI not ferarri.

BigbusterG wrote:

"Ramzi turned to me and was like, 'I'm too juiced to lose.' He wasn't even tired down the final stretch. When he passed me he was hardly breathing."

hahaha I'm too juiced to lose! w00t

LOL great thread.

Webb didn't really say that! hahahahahaahahaa. yES!!!

Webb did not say that, you are right there.

"I knew what I was going to do since, like, last August when I didn't make the Finals in the Olympics. I knew I was going to pound their asses."

"Some people say that I ran like Pre. No, I didn't I ran like Webb."

"When I get that speed down--that 1:44 800 speed--I'll be right up there with the blackies and towelheads."

"Look, Nick Willis and Nate Brannen are not my friends. Who says "meaty" before a race, anyway. I have no feelings about those Michigan guys not making the finals."

"Bernard who? I didn't see no other American in that race besides ME."

"All of my life people have said to me... your too small ALAN, your not fast enough ALAN, give up your foolish dreams ALAN... but you know what, they forgot something... i have to be seen

gutsy wrote:

"All of my life people have said to me... your too small ALAN, your not fast enough ALAN, give up your foolish dreams ALAN... but you know what, they forgot something... i have to be seen

hahaha

gutsy wrote:

"All of my life people have said to me... your too small ALAN, your not fast enough ALAN, give up your foolish dreams ALAN... but you know what, they forgot something... i have to be seen

Nice.

"You know what? I really don't care about no stinkin' medal! I'm all about heart, baby. Heart."

--Alan Webb

"I was sure I had it (the race) when I made my move. I thought to myself, 'Alright, that's it. It's over.' But then that Ramzi guy took over and I was like, 'Shit, these guys are hanging around.' Back in high school nobody could cover my moves; I guess these guys are a step up."

"I split my 100 at 12.2. I wasn't trying to blaze it, but I guess the adrenaline just kicked in and got me going. When I checked my watch and saw that split I figured I'd go for the gold. I wanted to win, but I couldn't finish like the rest of them. Raczko says I have potential at the 2 (200 meter dash). I might give it a whirl."

"Back in high school people nick-named me 'Grandpa Flash'. Grandpa because I was balding at the age of 17, and Flash because I lit up the track day after day. It used to be hurtful but then I realized it made sense. God made me bald so I am more aerodynamic."

"My worst workout? Oh, I remember that one like it was yesterday. We were doing 10*400m with a minute rest. I was dragging ass, really making a pitiful scene. Then my coach tells me to just give the last one my all. So I did.... and I managed a measly 52! Jesus, I hate being out of shape.

"Now that I'm the 2-mile American record holder, I think it would be cool to be the 1-mile American record holder as well. 3:47 something? Yeah, I can do that. Let me just bust that out, then you and I can both go grab some Mcflurries."

classic thread. the juiced quote was funny as shit.