The university that I coach at now wants me to be an adjunct professor. Here is my official resume

In fact, my professors graded on a curve. In one test, anyone who scored at least 60 (100 point scale) got an A. This was for a test in my Proofs and Algorithms class for CS.

Are there hidden cameras in your tanning salons?

No comment. I only know how to respond in sarcasm.

Tan O’Shanter wrote:

Are there hidden cameras in your tanning salons?

Just security cams so nobody breaks in and quickly steals one if the beds. I often sleep in my salon in San Antonio because it saves me money and I can catch a bad guy in the act.

Lol

9/10. Top trolling!

I love the430miler. Any update on your athletes progress since they started taking hot showers without soap with you and running with little dogs?

Mounty Pylon wrote:

Lol

9/10. Top trolling!

I love the430miler. Any update on your athletes progress since they started taking hot showers without soap with you and running with little dogs?

The hott showers have healed the runners who had injuries, and have also prevented any additional injuries.

During time trials, pretty much everyone on the team set a new p.r. since the implantation of the hott shower regimen.

Man, whoever you are, you are 1 creative and far out individual.

Would love to be on your team, but I'm slightly past college age. I think 29 is the limit for NCAA and NAIA athletes.

Seriously. I hope you have a great outdoor season. Your posts intrigue me and I wouldn't mind seeing you succeed!

T.Fletcher

What is it about those with ASD that makes it so hard to decipher sarcasm?

Anyway, if you don't understand sarcasm you wouldn't simply not respond to them, you would respond inappropriately as you would assume their words should be taken at face-value, right?

What courses would you be teaching?

greatest coach in the galaxy wrote:

What is it about those with ASD that makes it so hard to decipher sarcasm?

Anyway, if you don't understand sarcasm you wouldn't simply not respond to them, you would respond inappropriately as you would assume their words should be taken at face-value, right?

Thank you for your message.

Someone usually must inform me that sarcasm is being used. Its especially not something I can interpret on an internet message board.

I, like others with my eccentric handicap, do not understand the unspoken word. We do not understand hints. Nor body language. Nor customs.

Ex- I do not understand when female does not respond to my text message. I think she is sick or in the hospital.

Ex- my facial expressions do not match the worldly expectations of how a persons face should look when responding to questions.

Ex- in term of social customs, we may not understand why its inappropriate to laugh at a wedding or fart during a funeral.

It is a high functioning social handicap. Apparently "normal" ppl understand that a woman not responding to you is called ghosting. I need them to tell me "I dont like you. Get the hell away from me"

I read Temple Grandin's book recently and it was extremely interesting. You know much about her work?

Not yet amigo.

I write my own books and read them to myself.

If I do read literature, its novels about the old wild west and the republic of teXXXas, which is part of the wild west desert culture and was NEVER part of the American south or any of that silly rebel flag, civil war, redneck hillbilly culture.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Worse than puns. I agree with the frequent poster matt_london_413 who says sarcasm is hatred. Most ppl need to learn to control their sarcasm.

Hardloper wrote:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Worse than puns. I agree with the frequent poster matt_london_413 who says sarcasm is hatred. Most ppl need to learn to control their sarcasm.

Its hatred but it's mainly used out of insecurity and low self esteem.

What are your thoughts on Elizabeth Warren as a candidate, Prof?

fan of the 430 man wrote:

What are your thoughts on Elizabeth Warren as a candidate, Prof?

I probably only agree with her on abortion and nothing else.

I can't believe it took me so long to figure out your real identity.

steeplepeople wrote:

I can't believe it took me so long to figure out your real identity.

I do not understand your post. I often link my facebook and instagram with my posts, so I do not understand why you would have a hard time with it

the430miler wrote:

greatest coach in the galaxy wrote:

What is it about those with ASD that makes it so hard to decipher sarcasm?

Anyway, if you don't understand sarcasm you wouldn't simply not respond to them, you would respond inappropriately as you would assume their words should be taken at face-value, right?

It is a high functioning social handicap. Apparently "normal" ppl understand that a woman not responding to you is called ghosting. I need them to tell me "I dont like you. Get the hell away from me"

As Jamin would say, no response is a response and it's a powerful one.