she's trying to get a tip
she's trying to get a tip
Banana Bread wrote:
Yesterday I went to a new place for a coffee. I was the only person there at the time because it was late in the afternoon when normally most places are more quite.
There was a really cute barista at the counter. I ordered coffee and carrot cake to go. Critique my chances letsrun.
This was the conversation we had after I ordered. She talked to me at the same time as she made the coffee and got the cake. I like when this happens because usually they don't talk to you as they are preparing stuff.
Her: So any plans for the Christmas holidays?
Me: (I was taken aback that she would jump into a question like that). Oh I'm not sure I will probably just chill. Maybe I will come here. This place looks like an amazing find.
Her: Haha. I'll be here most days next week. Will be happy to see you(see was smiling at me really strongly here)
Me: (I could feel my heart racing at this point and couldn't believe what was happening). I can't wait. This will be a great Christmas. Are you doing anything special?
Her: No my family are in England so I will just be studying and working here.
Me: Cool I bet your family misses their greatest member. Did Boris Johnson make you want to leave England?
Her: Hahaha you crack me up. I need a good laugh.
Me: (things feel like they are too good to be true, she thinks I'm funny and entertaining). So what are you studying?
Her: Physics and Chemistry. I've a mountain of reading to do
Me: Wow you sound really clever. I couldn't do that. Smart as well as pretty.
Her: I try my best thanks(she was smiling intensely as fukk by this point)
Me: You don't need to try.
Her: Well here you go. I threw in an extra slice of carrot cake for you
Me: Wow I can't believe it. This is the best place I've been to. Is this heaven
Her: Hahaha not really
Me: Well Regina(she had name on her name tag), I hope the rest of your day is as great as you are.
Her: You are funny. Have a good day.
I walked out of the place feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. I kind of wish I didn't get the coffee and cake to go and sit down there with her inside the place but my mom wanted me to meet her at the hardware store where she could collect me.
I plan to go back here and this time I will prepare exactly what I'm going to say and rehearse the fukk out of it so I will have a soulmate by Christmas. The advantage I have is that the conversation ended amazingly well. Normally they tend to start great and crash and burn by the end. Now I will be able to prepare to make it perfect. What do you think letsrun?
You got this Banana bread!! keep us updated!!
Hardloper wrote:
Good luck Banana Bread! Remember, the board trolls here said Bekele was done and he proved them wrong, and you will too.
The difference there is that Bekele once had it.
you might not be the only boy
she could just be really smiley
always consider the negatives
Regina wrote:
No one from England is called Regina.
Re-fxcking-tweet.
OP goes home devastated. Because made it up. From his Mum's basement.
ZRandall wrote:
Regina wrote:
No one from England is called Regina.
Re-fxcking-tweet.
OP goes home devastated. Because made it up. From his Mum's basement.
This isn't twitter.
you don't "retweet" crap here wrote:
ZRandall wrote:
Re-fxcking-tweet.
OP goes home devastated. Because made it up. From his Mum's basement.
This isn't twitter.
No, but Banana Bread made the whole story up. He's a fantasist like the 4.30 miler.
The one positive thing about the whole Banana Bread thing is that I really don't know whether his stories are real and he's a mentalist, his stories are fake and he's a mentalist, or he's just trolling and it's a fake persona.
Got to hand it to him for that.
trollism wrote:
The one positive thing about the whole Banana Bread thing is that I really don't know whether his stories are real and he's a mentalist, his stories are fake and he's a mentalist, or he's just trolling and it's a fake persona.
Got to hand it to him for that.
It's obvious he's a troll with a fake persona and it's annoying as hell.
mutt breath wrote:
trollism wrote:
The one positive thing about the whole Banana Bread thing is that I really don't know whether his stories are real and he's a mentalist, his stories are fake and he's a mentalist, or he's just trolling and it's a fake persona.
Got to hand it to him for that.
It's obvious he's a troll with a fake persona and it's annoying as hell.
Thing is, we all said that about the430miler and then it turns out it was a genuine person who just happened to be a fruitloop. Guess that makes me doubt myself.
trollism wrote:
mutt breath wrote:
It's obvious he's a troll with a fake persona and it's annoying as hell.
Thing is, we all said that about the430miler and then it turns out it was a genuine person who just happened to be a fruitloop. Guess that makes me doubt myself.
Yes I thought the430miler was a fake persona too. But he's claiming to be a college coach in Texas and it appears to be a fantasy.
And his Boris Johnson impersonation is going to be as bad as most Americans trying to do an English accent. Regina or no Regina.
My sister in law used to be a barista. She is pretty good good looking and has a nice, fun personality....when she’s not raging.
Anyway, she got tons of numbers and gifts from male customers. She would also write her number on a dude’s cup if she liked him.
Anyway, she loved getting the gifts, would brag to all of us. She dated a few of the guys. I think she enjoyed the social aspects of the job a lot.
I don’t think Banana Bread is way out of line or anything. People are happy when they are at a cafe, running stores too, there is just a generally good vibe that lubricates things socially.
Sure, this lady is probably welcoming to a lot of customers, but not the people she proactively does not like. BB is at worst, neutral in her mind.
Cndhdjd wrote:
[...]there is just a generally good vibe that lubricates things[...].
/blinkblink
I cannot get passed the fact that BananaBread ordered carrot cake.
My mans, what the fugg is up with ya, this some serious weirdo stuff. No cap , listen here boss, if you wanna have absolutely any chance wit this girl u just gotta act natural, cuz right now u wildin, at this rate u finna marry her over a latte.
Crapgame wrote:
I cannot get passed the fact that BananaBread ordered carrot cake.
+1. That's what gives this away as a troll post imo
OP,
This barista interacts with a lot of guys. The competition is stiff. You need to stand out, be different. Let her know you believe in sex before marriage, but not after marriage.
Banana Bread wrote:
Yesterday I went to a new place for a coffee. I was the only person there at the time because it was late in the afternoon when normally most places are more quite.
There was a really cute barista at the counter. I ordered coffee and carrot cake to go. Critique my chances letsrun.
This was the conversation we had after I ordered. She talked to me at the same time as she made the coffee and got the cake. I like when this happens because usually they don't talk to you as they are preparing stuff.
Her: So any plans for the Christmas holidays?
Me: (I was taken aback that she would jump into a question like that). Oh I'm not sure I will probably just chill. Maybe I will come here. This place looks like an amazing find.
Her: Haha. I'll be here most days next week. Will be happy to see you(see was smiling at me really strongly here)
Me: (I could feel my heart racing at this point and couldn't believe what was happening). I can't wait. This will be a great Christmas. Are you doing anything special?
Her: No my family are in England so I will just be studying and working here.
Me: Cool I bet your family misses their greatest member. Did Boris Johnson make you want to leave England?
Her: Hahaha you crack me up. I need a good laugh.
Me: (things feel like they are too good to be true, she thinks I'm funny and entertaining). So what are you studying?
Her: Physics and Chemistry. I've a mountain of reading to do
Me: Wow you sound really clever. I couldn't do that. Smart as well as pretty.
Her: I try my best thanks(she was smiling intensely as fukk by this point)
Me: You don't need to try.
Her: Well here you go. I threw in an extra slice of carrot cake for you
Me: Wow I can't believe it. This is the best place I've been to. Is this heaven
Her: Hahaha not really
Me: Well Regina(she had name on her name tag), I hope the rest of your day is as great as you are.
Her: You are funny. Have a good day.
I walked out of the place feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. I kind of wish I didn't get the coffee and cake to go and sit down there with her inside the place but my mom wanted me to meet her at the hardware store where she could collect me.
I plan to go back here and this time I will prepare exactly what I'm going to say and rehearse the fukk out of it so I will have a soulmate by Christmas. The advantage I have is that the conversation ended amazingly well. Normally they tend to start great and crash and burn by the end. Now I will be able to prepare to make it perfect. What do you think letsrun?
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but here is the truth. When a woman says a man that they never met is "cute" or "funny", what they really mean is that you are "cute" like a pug dog and/or funny like a clown. Neither of these is a compliment. You entertain her and that's not going to be the foundation of her wanting to date you.
Sorry.
She probably treats all ten year old children that way. I wouldn't get too excited about it otherwise her boyfriend will come over to your house and beat the crap out of your father.
you should make a move bro!
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