First of all let me just say that it is cold this morning. Cold and raining. Cold (if not colder) than a witch's tit. And that's a fact.
So I walk in the office, throw my umbrella on the floor, and comment that it's "colder than a witch's tit this morning" and my coworker just sort of half turns to me and raises her eyebrows.
It's like, did I somehow misspeak here? I wanted to say "you got a problem with that lady?", but I bit my tongue and kept it civil.
Better stop what you’re doing and start looking for a new job. This isn’t 1970 anymore... you gotta be PC in the workplace.. your boss will probably fire you before the weeks end. Good luck.
But how do you know a witch's tit is cold? It could be nice warm and soft.
If it was raining, it wasn't cold.
Your coworker identifies as a witch. Burn her.
I don't know if your coworker was offended or not. But she probably realized that you are a huge douchebag.
You should have responded to your coworker:
“Are your tits cold too? Do you need me to help you warm them up?”
Stay hard!
i think you are mistaking offended with confused
the 72 hour rule wrote:
my coworker just sort of half turns to me and raises her eyebrows.
The correct interpretation of that response is: who the f#ck are you and why the f#ck are you telling me this? As if she hadn't also previously been outside and experienced the exact same weather conditions.
And no, you failed the civility threshold from the jump, chump.
She was confused because witches are warm blooded.
I believe you meant to say colder than a vampires tit (because they are cold blooded).
I hope you also warn her not to lick the water pump handle outside or her tongue will stick to it, gramps.
Next time try saying, Colder than a Titch's Wit. You'll know what you meant but probably no one else will.
You didn't keep it civil when you tried to be amusing with your juvenile remark. You sound like an old man trying too hard to be hip. You exposed your true self when you said you were tempted to say, "You got a problem with that lady?"
It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty.
Later today wrote:
Better stop what you’re doing and start looking for a new job. This isn’t 1970 anymore... you gotta be PC in the workplace.. your boss will probably fire you before the weeks end. Good luck.
+1
Yep...ain't that the truth.
Your presumed witty remark went over like a lead balloon. You are the office pariah who everyone tolerates.
It's colder than, like, I don't even know. Something extremely cold, I'll tell ya.
Try that next time. Report back with results.
the 72 hour rule wrote:
First of all let me just say that it is cold this morning. Cold and raining. Cold (if not colder) than a witch's tit. And that's a fact.
So I walk in the office, throw my umbrella on the floor, and comment that it's "colder than a witch's tit this morning" and my coworker just sort of half turns to me and raises her eyebrows.
It's like, did I somehow misspeak here? I wanted to say "you got a problem with that lady?", but I bit my tongue and kept it civil.
That's because you said it wrong. The actual saying adds: "......in a brass bra." She would have probably been fine with that.
I would have just said, Man I was freezing my nuts off out there.
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