First of all let me just say that it is cold this morning. Cold and raining. Cold (if not colder) than a witch's tit. And that's a fact.
So I walk in the office, throw my umbrella on the floor, and comment that it's "colder than a witch's tit this morning" and my coworker just sort of half turns to me and raises her eyebrows.
It's like, did I somehow misspeak here? I wanted to say "you got a problem with that lady?", but I bit my tongue and kept it civil.