Haha thank you for calling me out, but I am not a troll. I have my fair share of proud troll posts out there, but this is simply me coping.
When I spoke to the lawyer, I was informed that we are a no-fault divorce state (Oregon). He said that if I were to get moved out/kicked out that it is vital that it was consensual. I did not "abandon" my family. My wife consented that I should move out of the house, and I even got her to text that to me so it is in some form of writing.
Not sure why I am even trying to defend myself here. Feel free to think I am a troll, but as I said, this is simply a place where I am trying to let out some stress. Thanks though for the little laugh, the giph was funny.
-DD