Crossfit is a joke! You're not the fittest in the world. Stop deluding yourselves.

The world is full of unremarkable pudgy guys like this loser. That's why he's so angry - no one looks at him in real life, so he has to invent weirdly qualified "records" on a message board.

Lol at "toughest event on the planet". He has to say that as his cardio and fat ass would literally leave him DEVASTATED if he tried to run any further. Oh and try the 400m Hurdles if you want a comparable but MUCH tougher event. This distinctly unimpressive blob would look HILARIOUS lumbering along whilst trying to jump in the air.

I am the fittest man on Earth. I will destroy you overall. Try to qualify for the 2019 World championship at your regional. I guarantee you will get your ass kicked and finish far back in the standings.

Qualify at your regional and then we will talk. You don't have the ability to compete with the best, loudmouth.

matt_london413 wrote:

Michael Johnson still bragged about his 400 meter record until it was broken.

So i'm going to brag about this until you all can find me one single person on earth that can beat this under my specifications.

Pretty much every running back in the nfl.

You’re obviously very fit anaerobically, aerobically and strength-wise.

But how are you at yoga/flexibility? I’m guessing you’re good at that too seeing as you seem to be able to suck your own dick pretty well :)

(By the way, I’m actually impressed.)

On a side note here's the top 8 finishers in the 400 meter dash at the 2016 olympics.

1. Wayde Van Nierkerk 5'11 and 159

2. Kirani James 6'4 and 174 Basically beyond a pencil neck for that height. Trey Hardee was a pencil neck at 6'5 and 210.

3. Lashawn Merritt. 6'2 and 182 And he's one of the biggest 400 meter dash sprinters of all time.

4. Machel Cedenio 6'4 and 165 Over 40 pounds lighter than pencil neck Trey Hardee.

5. Karabo Sibanda 6'0 and 154

6. Ali Khamis 6'0 and 154.

7. Bralon Taplin 5'10 and 174

8. Matthew Hudson Smith 6'4 and 172.

On a side note here's the rest of the other 400 meter dash sprinters at the 2016 Olympics that either made it to the second round or qualifying heats.

Here's their heights and body weights just to further emphasize my point.

Kevin Borlee 5'11 and 174 lbs.

Fitroy Dunklee 6'5 and 174 lbs. Damn.

Mehboob Ali 5'7 and 143 lbs.

Raymond Kibet 6'3 and 158 lbs.

Matteo Galvin 6'0 and 161 lbs.

Alonzo Russell 6'0 and 150 lbs.

Alphas Kishoiyan 5'4 and 124 lbs.

Jonathan Borlee 5'11 and 137 lbs.

James Chienjjek 5'11 and 130 lbs.

Gustavo Cuesta 6'0 and 176 lbs.

Julian Walsh 5'9 and 165 lbs.

Martyn Rooney 6'6 and 179 lbs. Damn. 179 ? at 6'6 ... Not 6'0 or even 5'9. At a full 6'6 tall. Here's Rooneys wiki page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyn_Rooney

Chris Brown 5'10 and 165 lbs.

Hederson Estefani 6'0 and 143 lbs.

Deon Lendore 5'10 and 165 lbs.

Donald Blair Sandfor 6'6 and 180 lbs. Hi my name is Donald. I'm a twink at 6'6 tall. Yay.

Vitaliy Butrym 5'10 and 148 lbs.

Abubaker Abbas 5'9 and 146 lbs.

Diego Palomeque 5'9 and 148 lbs.

Winston George 5'6 and 124 lbs.

Yuzo Kanemaru 5'9 and 165 lbs.

Orukpe Erayokan 5'0 and 161 lbs.

Mohammad Yahiya 5'10 and 154 lbs.

Go ahead and test me. Look at wikipedia for yourself.

This just goes to show you that you CAN NOT be a professional 400 meter dash runner and weigh anywhere close to 200 pounds at only 6'0 tall.

It's actually impossible.

Further proves my unofficial world record.

Go ahead and try to beat me though in it. I'm sure you will have fun training for it. Like I said before the only people in the world that will be able to compete with me in this are going to have to diet down from 235 to around 210 because within the training itself you're going to lose 20 pounds or more just to get your time down that low.

Robert Smith- Vikings RB

6'1 210lbs

400: 46.41

No más

Lol they are roasting you on your own Instagram.

Usmanfarooq-

An unofficial wr which hasn’t even been checked at a very specific height and odd body weight that no sane person would do ????????

Kbrady7-1

Arthur abele is 6’0 190 and runs in the 40’s do you really think he couldn’t put on a few lbs and run faster than you!? That was literally the first decathlete I looked up but I’m sure if I kept going there are many more just like him they all run in the 40’s

deegan3553

I don't understand the point youre trying to prove ?. you're embarrassing.

kev_marson

You are a fat old d!ckhead mate

Hahahaha...

RE: Could Lebron James run sub-60 for 400m?

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=3110260

Robert smith gotcha wrote:

Robert Smith- Vikings RB

6'1 210lbs

400: 46.41

Brandon Saine(ohio state running back) ran 46.69 at 5'11 and 220lbs.

The World's "Fittest" man?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtIOIBpl5d0/

Idiot.

And this is the sort of action the World's fattest fit man easily gets:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpi7MdhFAy1/

Bennie Blades saftey for the lions. 47.1 6ft 221lbs

You're aware that you could go win $300k at the CrossFit Games if you're so superior.

This is what I always say to the people that say decathletes would crush the CF Games. Well, there's $300k just sitting there, every year. Presumably a lot more in endorsement money.

Like I said before. You just don't go out there and run 53 seconds.

It's something you have to train for.

All of those running backs would have to train to get that low. Meaning losing 20 pounds in the process.

Oh and the greatest thing about this all is i'm running all of this with a mis-aligned ankle that doesn't strike the ground properly.

I had broken my ankle and tore a tendon in 2001 and the incompetent female at the doctors office when she set the cast, set it crooked, and ever since then it never healed right.

I haven't been striking the ground properly with my left ankle since 2001.

To even get this record and then have nobody else in the world be able to approach it under my specifications even with a screwed up ankle that probably makes me lose like 2 seconds during that course of the 400, because i'm losing hundreths of seconds every step I take, is really funny.

I mean i'm projecting that I could have ran this in 51.0 with a proper ankle. But as of right now I don't even have to get that low. So far nobody can beat even 53.44 at over 210 and under 6'1.

So we have 3 guys who met your specifications so far who ran 6+ seconds

faster than you ??

Robert Smith 46.4

Bennie Blades 47.1

Brandon Saine 46.6

??????

When the idea first dawned on him about desperately trying to impress other men:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT359LMDZF-/